I'm in missouri. Why? I don't fucking know.
I'm here till Saturday though. Someone shoot me in the fucking clit.
Actually it's not that bad. I'm staying with amazing people. The kind of people that buy certain gorceries just for your visit. Like blueberry bagels and strawberry cream cheese... mmm.
I met my ex's new girlfriend.. she's cute as hell. Sucks cuz i was really...
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I'm here till Saturday though. Someone shoot me in the fucking clit.
Actually it's not that bad. I'm staying with amazing people. The kind of people that buy certain gorceries just for your visit. Like blueberry bagels and strawberry cream cheese... mmm.
I met my ex's new girlfriend.. she's cute as hell. Sucks cuz i was really...
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Yesterday was awesome. I hung out with the GLORIOUS ArmsXLikeXBlades. We had a blast. I mean the zoo and Sea World both in one day.. how can it get better than that!?!
We got completely lost about a million times. And Aaron almost killed us a million times (yeah.. he's a grrreat driver).
The zoo was a let down. No sloths. We would of...
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We got completely lost about a million times. And Aaron almost killed us a million times (yeah.. he's a grrreat driver).
The zoo was a let down. No sloths. We would of...
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eero:
sounds like a blast!
armsxlikexblades:
Missouri stole you and we want you back. 
[Edited on Aug 01, 2004 3:17PM]
[Edited on Aug 01, 2004 3:17PM]
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lores:
Careful leaving your clothes in a pile like that. A cat will sleep on 'em and leave hair everywhere.
As I said the other day *everyone* on SG is getting their hair cut.
As I said the other day *everyone* on SG is getting their hair cut.
timeoftheeclipse:
thank you hun
but dont be a fan of me yet..
it seems i had to hurt someone unintentionally
to find that sort of 'inspiration'
seems ive lost my muse
for the most part
but dont be a fan of me yet..
it seems i had to hurt someone unintentionally
to find that sort of 'inspiration'
seems ive lost my muse
for the most part
Your t-shirts were always softer than mine. All broken in by thrift store hangers and welfare check fingers. some had little mountains on them. some had 1987 paintings of wolves. some just had holes.
and they always fit me perfect because you'd take them in at the seamsit came in handy for all those lonely drives home...
Things have changed so much from then and...
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and they always fit me perfect because you'd take them in at the seamsit came in handy for all those lonely drives home...
Things have changed so much from then and...
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chrischick:
Come to burlesque with us???? Eh, eh??? 
Rollicking good times will be had by all...
Rollicking good times will be had by all...
chrischick:
Oh wait nevermind you are gone July 30th...but after for sure...
Today I walked into a little store on the other side of Anaheim. I used to stop by there everyday to say hi when I use to live down the street. And I didn't think I'd get much of a response to my overdue visit...
Little did I know.
I was picked up and hugged and my face held in caring hands. And they said...
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Little did I know.
I was picked up and hugged and my face held in caring hands. And they said...
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armsxlikexblades:
You decided huh? Ok...but now I REALLY want to go to the zoo you bastard.
Ok.. maybe i missed something.. but since when is tongue fucking people's ears sexy? Lick around the edges.. nice. Nibble it... cool. But tongue fuck it (!?!)... please don't. Shit.
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t3chmonkey:
Three pukes? Too rich for my blood. I fold.
timeoftheeclipse:
mmmmmm ear wax
oh wait
that is gross
never mind
ill just be over here
hiding
oh wait
that is gross
never mind
ill just be over here
hiding
I woke up in the middle of the night and i wrote this (yeah, i'm weird like that) and i realized that my hand writing bears a resemblence to my mothers inexplicably.
...the advancement of modern genetic research could never explain the small ties that define family and the habits and mannerisms that are passed along the generations.
When i noticed this, my heart grew...
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...the advancement of modern genetic research could never explain the small ties that define family and the habits and mannerisms that are passed along the generations.
When i noticed this, my heart grew...
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toothless:
i've known plenty of 19 year olds.
and none of them had the ability to place words in quite the way that you do.
i look forward to your next bout of sleeplessness.
interesting sidenote. my hand writting has changed to much that when I read the stuff that i wrote just a few years ago, i can't believe that the same hand made them.
i'll post up some of the scans of my old stuff one day.
back when i cared what the written words looked like.
and none of them had the ability to place words in quite the way that you do.
i look forward to your next bout of sleeplessness.
interesting sidenote. my hand writting has changed to much that when I read the stuff that i wrote just a few years ago, i can't believe that the same hand made them.
i'll post up some of the scans of my old stuff one day.
back when i cared what the written words looked like.
eazy:
Every day u seem to blow me away even more. Wow!
Earliar today I hung out with my friend, Forrest. And I love Forrest because he has this way of getting into my head and forcing out thoughts I didnt even know I had. He makes me more real. He makes me defined myself and my world. Im a better, wiser person because of him. And thats all you can really ever ask for from a...
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craptastic:
Dude, you know that kid is going to give the finger to his parents at some point...and the kid is going to get in trouble. Way to go Ace
calle:
I wanna read it... send to me!!!!!!
I need new hair.... perhaps I should go see your sister.
Talk to you soon lovely!
I need new hair.... perhaps I should go see your sister.
Talk to you soon lovely!
I hate negative people.
why is that your whole day can pretty much go perfect and you're completely content (for fucking once)
then some shitty person comes in and attacks you for no good reason...
and your heart breaks right then and there and they've won.
they steal your little sunny day and run ...because they're always faster than you.
well fuck people like that....
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why is that your whole day can pretty much go perfect and you're completely content (for fucking once)
then some shitty person comes in and attacks you for no good reason...
and your heart breaks right then and there and they've won.
they steal your little sunny day and run ...because they're always faster than you.
well fuck people like that....
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metaleric:
Just give those fuckers this:
blanketmermaid:
I agree with you!
Fuck them hard in their ass with no lube!
i hope your doing better now.
if it makes you feel any better i think you are Fucking hot!
please take care and dont let stupid people bring you down.
Fuck them hard in their ass with no lube!
i hope your doing better now.
if it makes you feel any better i think you are Fucking hot!
please take care and dont let stupid people bring you down.
remember when drunken fits of throwing up and masturbating get old there's always this.
EDITED:
(By the way.. if you try to join JohnnyT's group Fight Club be prepared to get a bunch of shitheads flooding your comments with feeble insults. "Get off my porch" !?!?! Shut the fuck up you cock sucking cretins)
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(By the way.. if you try to join JohnnyT's group Fight Club be prepared to get a bunch of shitheads flooding your comments with feeble insults. "Get off my porch" !?!?! Shut the fuck up you cock sucking cretins)
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craptastic:
Dude, i know people who have bought underwear from thrift stores....f'ing gross. Where have you been, you give me your screen name then never come online...WTF?
Drop me a lil note buttercup, let me know you care
Drop me a lil note buttercup, let me know you care
toothless:
it's ALL 'bout the naner!
You should swing by the gym that I work at. Sundays are best since it's F'n dead as a goddamn...well, i can't really think of an annalogy right now. but rest assured it's pretty darn dead!
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todays thing that ticks me of...
people who say "whut up dawg" i mean come on thats sooooooooo 1996 for cripes sake.
personaly i think it would be jake if folks would start talking like the did in the 40's or 50's. but the cool stuff. nothing too beaver cleaverish.
for more banana fun visit... http://home.comcast.net/~etrata/flash/banana2.swf
please don't hate me for that
You should swing by the gym that I work at. Sundays are best since it's F'n dead as a goddamn...well, i can't really think of an annalogy right now. but rest assured it's pretty darn dead!
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todays thing that ticks me of...
people who say "whut up dawg" i mean come on thats sooooooooo 1996 for cripes sake.
personaly i think it would be jake if folks would start talking like the did in the 40's or 50's. but the cool stuff. nothing too beaver cleaverish.
for more banana fun visit... http://home.comcast.net/~etrata/flash/banana2.swf
please don't hate me for that
An old friend called me today. i haven't heard from him in so long.
He use to make me french toast at 1 o'clock in the morning. just because i said it sounded good.
he's that sort of friend.
We'd always go to Guitar center.
he'd set up the biggest keyboard.
i'd stretched and do jumping jacks.
then he'd turn on one of those preprogrammed...
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He use to make me french toast at 1 o'clock in the morning. just because i said it sounded good.
he's that sort of friend.
We'd always go to Guitar center.
he'd set up the biggest keyboard.
i'd stretched and do jumping jacks.
then he'd turn on one of those preprogrammed...
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johnnyt:
OFFICIAL Fight Club insult post:
I hate to do this to a friend. Listen, there's been some kind of mistake. There is no way you're going to train here. Another fucking poet? No fucking way. Do you think you're special - like the drones above me apparently do? Give me a break. "The Wonder Years?" I'm wondering what you think you're doing on my Porch.
and no one, NO ONE who uses the word "whilst" is gettin' in here.
Get The Fuck Off My Porch!
I hate to do this to a friend. Listen, there's been some kind of mistake. There is no way you're going to train here. Another fucking poet? No fucking way. Do you think you're special - like the drones above me apparently do? Give me a break. "The Wonder Years?" I'm wondering what you think you're doing on my Porch.
and no one, NO ONE who uses the word "whilst" is gettin' in here.
Get The Fuck Off My Porch!
astasia:
*sigh* you really know how to make people think hon.
*laugh*
ill try very very hard not to get mad but it just pisses me off. i have tried to make up for my past fuck-ups for 2 years and it seems like its all for nothing cus he keeps finding ways to throw all my shit back in my face. i just dont know what else to do. i know that i will not let anything happen, despite what he thinks, im not that weak, my only weakness is him. he's the only person who has ever gotten me to do anything they wanted. i can reassure him all i want i can cry and stay home every night and im not sure it would do any good.
i have trust issues too but i doubt that he would ever cheat on me. i doubt it. i may have my occasional molments of doubt but underneath it all i know.
ok im done babbling. i told you you make me think.
*laugh*
ill try very very hard not to get mad but it just pisses me off. i have tried to make up for my past fuck-ups for 2 years and it seems like its all for nothing cus he keeps finding ways to throw all my shit back in my face. i just dont know what else to do. i know that i will not let anything happen, despite what he thinks, im not that weak, my only weakness is him. he's the only person who has ever gotten me to do anything they wanted. i can reassure him all i want i can cry and stay home every night and im not sure it would do any good.
i have trust issues too but i doubt that he would ever cheat on me. i doubt it. i may have my occasional molments of doubt but underneath it all i know.
ok im done babbling. i told you you make me think.
So i apologize for getting all psycho in the last post. I'm over it. Well... not over it completely. But i'm not all hysterical about it anymore. I like to get that part out of the way quick. And i definitely am not one to dwell in my own shit. Now i'm just a little bitter; bitter and bruised. and i keep laughin about it...
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nadya:
haha.. that's awesome
craptastic:
Hey, i tried to IM you. What happened?
i mean what if i drop the kids off and it stinks to holy high hell, and then the crapper is on the fritz?
I may as well leave the poor bastard an upper decker!
which reminds me, i should pay my boss a visit at home soon