Hand over heart. Fist over mouth.
I will never tear you out.
Like when i wake you up in your sleep to molest the lower half of your body.
Shhhhh...go back to dreaming.
I promise to make you wake up screaming.
Cross my heart. Hope to die.
I'll make you tremble inside.
Dearest Lover. Most familiar Stranger.
My name is hidden on the right corner...
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I will never tear you out.
Like when i wake you up in your sleep to molest the lower half of your body.
Shhhhh...go back to dreaming.
I promise to make you wake up screaming.
Cross my heart. Hope to die.
I'll make you tremble inside.
Dearest Lover. Most familiar Stranger.
My name is hidden on the right corner...
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pommyjeff:
Happy Christmas Homie
dayglow:
Did you ever find out the answer to your question, listed under "body mods" on your profile? Bec I have always wondered that too.
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astasia:
OK tell you what....lets car jack them.....and put them in the basement so that way they'll be unable to leave and take the adorable baby with them..how's that sound? too much.....ok well than plan 2: um......you can savotage they're whole move so they get disapointed and move back.....wait thats just stupid.....shit....im horrible at these kinds of ideas.
im sorry luv *pout*.
how far are they moving again?
[Edited on Dec 09, 2004 5:59PM]
im sorry luv *pout*.
how far are they moving again?
[Edited on Dec 09, 2004 5:59PM]
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eero:
good show.
armsxlikexblades:
I'll make a list.
I saw on the news tonight that two 13 year old girls baked corn bread laced with bleach and glue and gave it to their little friends at middle school. All the children who ate it (13 of them) were taken to a near by hospital. The headline of the broadcast was titled "Poison Cake" (nice...thats genius).
Thirteen year old girls are evil.
Side Note:...
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Thirteen year old girls are evil.
Side Note:...
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timeoftheeclipse:
wait
i thought there were locusts in the cake and it was raining bleach in egypt
man, whats next
w getting reelected?
wait
fuck
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i thought there were locusts in the cake and it was raining bleach in egypt
man, whats next
w getting reelected?
wait
fuck
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eero:
god's totally pissed that i stole his girl. he knows that cairo's real close to my heart.
man, that dude has a temper.
man, that dude has a temper.
I registered for spring semester today. 15 units, 3 days a week:
-American Studies
-History
-Philosophy: Rationalism + Empiricism
-Abnormal Psychology
-Statistics
...fuuuuuuck.
Did you know if you listen real close to "Hey Jude" you can hear Lennon in the background say "I fucked it up"? It's like 2:58 seconds into the song.
I heard it.
anyways...
My ex, jake, used to get all upset...
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-American Studies
-History
-Philosophy: Rationalism + Empiricism
-Abnormal Psychology
-Statistics
...fuuuuuuck.
Did you know if you listen real close to "Hey Jude" you can hear Lennon in the background say "I fucked it up"? It's like 2:58 seconds into the song.
I heard it.
anyways...
My ex, jake, used to get all upset...
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seantastic:
Who dat
t3chmonkey:
hey. You're right. You can. maybe. I heard something.
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viciousdemalice:
You look sublimely happy....I hope you know nothing short of that.
t3chmonkey:
Funny you should say that. I was just thinking as I was walking into my friends house after I got off of work (I'm telling you this to prove how sharply it stands in my memory) what a good writer YOU are.
But that's just one thing in a list that impresses me about you.
But that's just one thing in a list that impresses me about you.
Bush is leading... i think i may vomit.
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FUCKING HELL!
alright... so lets see here...
there's the lovely canada....
http://www.cic.gc.ca/
tally-ho there's england...
http://www.ind.homeoffice.gov.uk/content/ind/en/home.html
g'day mate! have you been to the land down unda?....
http://www.immi.gov.au/
hablan espanol?
http://www.escapeartist.com/spain/spain.htm
sprechen ze deutsch?
http://www.workpermit.com/germany/employer.htm
or just go to
http://www.escapeartist.com
hmm.... things to think about...
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FUCKING HELL!
alright... so lets see here...
there's the lovely canada....
http://www.cic.gc.ca/
tally-ho there's england...
http://www.ind.homeoffice.gov.uk/content/ind/en/home.html
g'day mate! have you been to the land down unda?....
http://www.immi.gov.au/
hablan espanol?
http://www.escapeartist.com/spain/spain.htm
sprechen ze deutsch?
http://www.workpermit.com/germany/employer.htm
or just go to
http://www.escapeartist.com
hmm.... things to think about...
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viciousdemalice:
That's what I said.
I think I just might move to that nice large block of blue states they had up in most if not all of New England. Better yet I'll move next door to the Clintons, that way I'll be protected from the Nazi regime that is sure to come...
Find a cheap place in one of those, and I'll be right behind you!!!
I think I just might move to that nice large block of blue states they had up in most if not all of New England. Better yet I'll move next door to the Clintons, that way I'll be protected from the Nazi regime that is sure to come...
Find a cheap place in one of those, and I'll be right behind you!!!
eero:
nov. 2nd
i voted.
nov.3rd
i vomited.
today i farted.
i voted.
nov.3rd
i vomited.
today i farted.
i think when you dragged the razor blade across my lips
i think that's when i let loose
your infinite eyes break open my thighs
because you are beautiful and capable of handling every part of me
because you are incredible and sacrificial.
Sitting among the pillows tossed aside by lusty hands and perverted grabs you are something beautiful.
Reading the pages dog eared and...
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i think that's when i let loose
your infinite eyes break open my thighs
because you are beautiful and capable of handling every part of me
because you are incredible and sacrificial.
Sitting among the pillows tossed aside by lusty hands and perverted grabs you are something beautiful.
Reading the pages dog eared and...
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brinny:
wow...pretty visions...
armsxlikexblades:
Your poetry makes me want to vomit in the best possible heart wrenching way.
Have you ever had someone so dear to your heart...that no matter if they kicked dirt in your face...
you'd still pray to God that their life turns out just the way they want it to?
Well this is for him.
I remember the first time we ever met.
I exited the 5 south, pulled into a little apartment complex and he was standing out...
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you'd still pray to God that their life turns out just the way they want it to?
Well this is for him.
I remember the first time we ever met.
I exited the 5 south, pulled into a little apartment complex and he was standing out...
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eazy:
Once again ur words have moved me like few others. Thanks.
ampersandwich:
You're sweet
Y~!
Y~!
I saw Corey Feldman at Halloween Haunt last night. Holy shit the motha'fucka' is short! It was totally the highlight of my night though.
Tonight i'm going to go see Dane Cook at the Irvine Improv. sooooooooo excited. I love him.
My parents leave to Iran on tuesday, i'm looking for people to move in and keep me company. lemme know if you're interested.
OH...
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Tonight i'm going to go see Dane Cook at the Irvine Improv. sooooooooo excited. I love him.
My parents leave to Iran on tuesday, i'm looking for people to move in and keep me company. lemme know if you're interested.
OH...
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donkeypunch:
i'm collecting unemployment now, so i have money, and nowhere to be. hmm 
maybe i could move in. haha.
how'd dane cook go? i love him.
maybe i could move in. haha.
how'd dane cook go? i love him.
eero:
communist nazi...it's from the simpsons. mcbane says it, and it's funny because of the drastic ideals of the two. silly girl.
micturate? you lost me on that one. don't get me wrong i am a bright kid, but i've never heard that one.
micturate? you lost me on that one. don't get me wrong i am a bright kid, but i've never heard that one.
let me just say....i love the rain.
love love love it!!!!
even when it is pouring down in flash flood proportions..
even when i'm wearing a skirt & my shoes instantly fill up with water while trying to cross massive puddles...
This weather is amazing.
...remember that the only things we need sometimes
are chilly nights and warmer thighs,
'cause there's nothing like being held.
love love love it!!!!
even when it is pouring down in flash flood proportions..
even when i'm wearing a skirt & my shoes instantly fill up with water while trying to cross massive puddles...
This weather is amazing.
...remember that the only things we need sometimes
are chilly nights and warmer thighs,
'cause there's nothing like being held.
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wolf_at_the_door:
Powerdul words chica, Rain is supreme and I miss it very much
LG
LG
eero:
it's freezing in my house right now, i appreciate the few pairs of warm thighs i have to keep me comfy at night.
sometimes all you need is to drink an absurd amount of alcohol to make you think you're warm, then you can pass out crying of lonliness.
that or porn.
yeah, porn's pretty rad.
sometimes all you need is to drink an absurd amount of alcohol to make you think you're warm, then you can pass out crying of lonliness.
that or porn.
yeah, porn's pretty rad.
Sooooo much family drama this week. Crrrrrrazy.
-$21,000 stolen from my dads business.
Possible suspect: My sister's boyfriend.
-The parents are leaving to Iran again on the 26th of this month till the 13th, because my dads family is a bunch of greedy backstabbing assholes (long story, don't ask).
-There was a major blowout between my mom, my sisters and i... which occur for basically...
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-$21,000 stolen from my dads business.
Possible suspect: My sister's boyfriend.
-The parents are leaving to Iran again on the 26th of this month till the 13th, because my dads family is a bunch of greedy backstabbing assholes (long story, don't ask).
-There was a major blowout between my mom, my sisters and i... which occur for basically...
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astasia:
lol...no hon i didnt die i was busy all week, my computer became a bitch and didnt work and now to top it all off...im sick soo....yeah....but no im not dead...just sick broke and whiny....which pretty much means the same thing...
armsxlikexblades:
I just got in a huge fight with my dad over his smoking. He pisses me off too. 
yeah...you buying?!?
yeah...you buying?!?