One day on our way home from the cancer center my Dad told me this joke. It's kind of cute and I hope it will at least make you smile.
This elderly couple, in their 70's, appear before the judge in court. The wife had gotten caught for shoplifting a can of peaches from the local market. The judge asked "Maam, how many peaches were in the can?". "8" she says. The judge says "Well I'm going to sentence you to one day in jail for each peach." at which point the husband says "Excuse me your honor, but she stole a can of peas too."
My Dad was 89 years old when he told me this and he was still as sharp as a tack.
Have a great day! Stay safe, stay healthy, stay strong.
felicity:
Haha, very cute and funny 😊