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I just made P,B, and J... How do you make this delightful treat, you ask? Well... Take the last two pieces of bread out of the fridge with little food left in it. Get a dirty butter-knife out of the sink (the one that holds all the other dirty dishes that your roomate left before skipping town for winter break) and wash it off with warm water. Oh, before you do that, go down into the lightless, torture-chamber looking basement and re-light the pilot on the hot water heater so that you actually have some warm water. Next, scrape the last remnants of peanut butter out of the plastic Peter Pan jar and spread it evenly over the bread (and, of course, mangle the shit out of the bread as you're doing this). Next, plop some grape jelly on top of the peanut butter. Be sure to put the jelly back in the fridge next to the salad-dressing that has no salad to be poured over. Look for a cup in the cabinet. When you realize that they're all in the sink, dirty, get a plastic one out of the package that your roomate bought because he was too lazy to do any dishes. Pour some milk; if it's not spoiled. If it is spoiled, toss it at the next person who walks down from those houses and throws garbage in my, I mean your, yard. If you have no milk, beer will do. There ya' go! Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a late-night snack, all in one!!!

I think Voltaire did a set or two for Pain Toy.com... I think. Her pics aren't up in the preview section (as you will see), but if memory serves me correctly, she did pose for them... I had a membership a while back when I went through a brief S&M phase. I saved a few pics, unfortunately, the hard-drive they were on went bad. Oh well...

Ok, I'm trying to make this PB&J recipe, but I just can't seem to get it right... how do I do it again?

No biggie on the Voltaire pics. It'd be kewl to see them but I haven't went through all of her sets on here yet.... she has a lot of pics *thankfully* Her look really suits her. I looks natural on her.