im off to the gay bar!
ok update from the gay bar:
got pretty naughty last night
did some really dirty dancing with this french girl, she was so fun to dance with, we were doing really dated and weird little dances, it was all in good fun until she put my hands on her boobies!
But then the other cute french girl I was flirting with got jealous because of the booby touching, so she glared at the girl all mean like.
But went home alone cuz im and awkward nerdy type boy who hasnt gotten properly laid in many moons. And last night I could have taken my pick from two lovely ladies, but I decided not to, why? I dont like playing favorites. And when it comes down to it, I dont mind masturbating, its like sex without the morning time small talk.
the moral of this story folks is this:
You dont need sex to feel sexy.
ok update from the gay bar:
got pretty naughty last night
did some really dirty dancing with this french girl, she was so fun to dance with, we were doing really dated and weird little dances, it was all in good fun until she put my hands on her boobies!
But then the other cute french girl I was flirting with got jealous because of the booby touching, so she glared at the girl all mean like.
But went home alone cuz im and awkward nerdy type boy who hasnt gotten properly laid in many moons. And last night I could have taken my pick from two lovely ladies, but I decided not to, why? I dont like playing favorites. And when it comes down to it, I dont mind masturbating, its like sex without the morning time small talk.
the moral of this story folks is this:
You dont need sex to feel sexy.
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Sometimes only you can properly satisfy you. mmm in fact i love going home by myself (sometimes) And just for the record you are sexy.