Well marks the end of the year of the monkey, and the beginning of the year of the rooster. Last night was just great, after a lazy day of eating and smoking weed I got well drunk, well high and well trashy. I went to some venue to see my friends band play, they were good but i missed most of the set. When I arrived some beautiful ontario boy came up and asked for a kiss, and boy was he a good kisser! Best kiss ive had in ages. Then I went to the other room of the party where I was recipient of some rather dirty dancing, some super drunk college girl starts all grindin and bumpin like we were Jamaica. She was really cute and seemed ready for anything, but she was too drunk, not my style, but I had fun dancing all trashy with her. I also saw a vision of feminine perfection, but didnt get her name, wow, but she smiled at me and I was too shy to talk to her, but my fucking god was she gorgeous! I also found 5 bucks on the ground.
BEST NEW YEARS EVER
ps-me so horny
BEST NEW YEARS EVER
ps-me so horny
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daniyell:
i wouldn't get into stripping, i don't have the body for it. But extreme porn may be interesting, I've had a few people approach me in the past with offers, I'm seriously kicking myself for not at least looking into it.
ems:
Hey, at least your New Year was good. 