n2ocowboy

Went shopping today with my homo homie. I only like shopping with girls or fags, straight guys are so bad, no patience at all. I dont like the looks those bitchy sales girls give me when looking at girls clothes, they are all "You know the mens section is over there," I can only wear girls clothes, mens clothes are too giant for my spry girlish figure. I dont know what kinda giants they make these clothes for, its absurd. And girls have such a great variety at great prices, men get the shaft (but want it anyway so it works out). But grrrrr those stupid sales girls they are just hating cuz I fit better into those clothes than their fat asses. Wow, that was pretty catty of me. Oh well that I get for being such a drama queen. Ta
This little cowboys song of the day is... "Moon River" written by Henry Mancini,as sung by Audrey Hepburn in the classic femme flick "Breakfast At Tiffanys"