wow okay so underworld sucked... spoilers below so don't read if you don't wanna know!
i knew it wasn't going to be oscar material or anything but i was kinda miffed from minute one. they changed the werewolf effects to mostly CG AND they now look more like howling/gingersnaps... okay, homage to older film. got to see amelia all angry & alive, for five seconds... markus looks conveniently like the bat-form of gary oldman's dracula...
then we just go to laughable... chalk that lasts for hundreds of years and doesn't wash off (despite being SUBMERGED!!!!)... a corset with a ZIPPER?!?!?!?! that made me wanna throw something...
one hot feeding scene... not that it makes it worth the money for a full priced ticket but it helped a bit. and finally a vampire that moves like a vampire...
yeah, watch it on video kids... watch it on video...
i knew it wasn't going to be oscar material or anything but i was kinda miffed from minute one. they changed the werewolf effects to mostly CG AND they now look more like howling/gingersnaps... okay, homage to older film. got to see amelia all angry & alive, for five seconds... markus looks conveniently like the bat-form of gary oldman's dracula...
then we just go to laughable... chalk that lasts for hundreds of years and doesn't wash off (despite being SUBMERGED!!!!)... a corset with a ZIPPER?!?!?!?! that made me wanna throw something...
one hot feeding scene... not that it makes it worth the money for a full priced ticket but it helped a bit. and finally a vampire that moves like a vampire...
yeah, watch it on video kids... watch it on video...