I am having another not so productive weekend just like last weekend. I'm not sure what is wrong with me lol.
Are you all doing anything special for mommy day? We're taking my mother in law out to dinner tonight, so it'll be the four of us. We bought her a China Doll from the Powerful Oz.
Tomorrow the guys and I are headed to the Long Beach car show. I'm looking forward to sleep but guess that's over rated since the only day I have to sleep in is Sunday but hey fuck that let's get up at seven and walk around looking at over priced 'fine goods'. LOL
Found this pretty funny article from
Baby Side Burns
Ten things I really Fing want for Mothers Day
By Karen Alpert, Wednesday at 8:34 am
1. I dont want to wipe a single ass all day. I think all kids should have to hold their poop in on Mothers Day. Now that would make it special.
2. I want brunch. But not with the whole frigging family. I want brunch with my other mommy friends. See ya, rugrats. Mommys coming back drunk on laughter and bloody marys.
3. I want to sleep in. But not with my hooligans shouting MOMMYYYYYY!!! at the top of their lungs and ramming one of those giant cannon thingies into the door to bust inside. To all the hubbies reading this: when the rugrats wake up, take them outside immediately. Not downstairs. OUTSIDE. Thats right, scoop them up in a football hold and rush them out the door. Im Fing serious. Change their diapers and their clothes on the front lawn if you have to. Just dont let them wake my ass up.
4. I want a card. But not a stupid Hallmark card. I want one of those awesome homemade ones made with macaroni. Only I want the macaroni cooked and poured into a bowl and covered with a delicious cream sauce and paired with a giant bottle of red wine.
5. Jewelry jewelry jewelry. Unless its one of those stupid necklaces made with cheap plastic beads. None of that shit. Unless Tiffanys is suddenly selling overpriced plastic bead necklaces. That can be returned for money. Because I dont want to exchange it and the only thing I can afford is a stupid ass pen or keychain.
6. I want you to cook breakfast for me. In someone elses kitchen.
7. I want to pee and poop alone. I will prepare for the day by downing a tanker truck full of liquid and eating ridiculous amounts of fiber.
8. I want chocolate. But not just any ole chocolate. I want the kind that someone has taken a fat Sharpie to and blacked out the Fing calorie section.
9. I want a good present. Like one Ill really like. Its not the thought that counts. Its MY thought that counts. And my thought should not be WTF?
10. I want ten Leave me the fuck alone coupons with no expiration date.
With that
XOXO
ta2girl:
Cute article haha. I think I'm just going to give my mom a call since I'm in another country and she hasn't really told me what she wants for Mother's Day (and she's camping so the reception might not be so good). And weekends are for relaxing so don't feel bad about not being productive! :p
kekili:
Awesome article. Boo for car shows. So glad Chris hasn't heard about it or we would be driving to long beach too