I'm such a dumbass. My phone's disconnected because I didn't pay the bill for a while. Notice that I didn't say that I forgot to pay it. I knew that it needed to be paid but I just didn't get around to it until tonight when I called the girl of my dreams and got a rude message about how I couldn't make any calls...
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Lord, I just gorged myself on hummus and blue tortilla chips. Right before that I chowed some spring rolls and seaweed salad. I'd call that a hearty dinner. For dessert I downed a glass of Bolthouse Farms Perfectly Protein vanilla chai. Mmmmmm...
I haven't been eating well of late. Hopefully tonight's thoughtful eating will give me a few extra seconds of health and joy at...
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I haven't been eating well of late. Hopefully tonight's thoughtful eating will give me a few extra seconds of health and joy at...
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"Wait! There's been a slaughter here!"
In a moment or two I'll be sitting on the beach and absorbing the energy of the sun. I relish the heat it beats into my naked back and head and chest, the way it sinks into my biceps and sears my forearms. It just feels good. Makes me horny.
Sometimes the world is too much with me. I...
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In a moment or two I'll be sitting on the beach and absorbing the energy of the sun. I relish the heat it beats into my naked back and head and chest, the way it sinks into my biceps and sears my forearms. It just feels good. Makes me horny.
Sometimes the world is too much with me. I...
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I hear voices in my head all the time. Of course, they're all mine. A new voice has recently joined the chorus. He tells me the right things. He kicks me in the ass when I'm wasting time. He tells me to get shit done and have a good time. He's cool. He's me. I listen to him and he tells me to listen to...
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Why I Think It's Booty!
I've decided that since I don't like being lonely, I'm just going to stop. I'm not going to be lonely anymore. I've had enough. I'm casting it aside. I'm over it. It's so 90's.
My glasses are all beat up and gross and don't fit me right but I don't feel like dropping the dimes (or hundreds) on new ones....
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I've decided that since I don't like being lonely, I'm just going to stop. I'm not going to be lonely anymore. I've had enough. I'm casting it aside. I'm over it. It's so 90's.
My glasses are all beat up and gross and don't fit me right but I don't feel like dropping the dimes (or hundreds) on new ones....
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I like seeing you out in the cold wearing something warm, sharp wind on your soft face, your hair dancing in the wind.
I like seeing you dripping wet from the sea with goosebumps rippling across your back and down your arms and down your chest and blooming out in strained nipples against soaked lycra.
You're hottest when you're suffering oh-so-slightly, just on the edge...
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I like seeing you dripping wet from the sea with goosebumps rippling across your back and down your arms and down your chest and blooming out in strained nipples against soaked lycra.
You're hottest when you're suffering oh-so-slightly, just on the edge...
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Be the Chosen One
The Big Bad Wolf's been trying to huff and puff our houses down all weekend. Sand's all over the beach roads. The sandbar they've built on out here wants to move north towards the land. But like the silly people we are, we're rebuilding the beaches for millions and millions of dollars...like forever rolling a boulder up a mountain. We're like...
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The Big Bad Wolf's been trying to huff and puff our houses down all weekend. Sand's all over the beach roads. The sandbar they've built on out here wants to move north towards the land. But like the silly people we are, we're rebuilding the beaches for millions and millions of dollars...like forever rolling a boulder up a mountain. We're like...
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Ever get the sense that the next time you drink excessively something really bad'll happen? I have that feeling. I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel totally out of control.
I seem to blacking out faster than I used to, and that's extremely unsettling. It tells me that my will to be conscious is weakening. Maybe I gave myself brain damage from excessive...
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I seem to blacking out faster than I used to, and that's extremely unsettling. It tells me that my will to be conscious is weakening. Maybe I gave myself brain damage from excessive...
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figmentation:
when it doesn't work, you either break it more or fix it.
ignominy:
I could never give up drinking so close to Mothers' Day. God be with you. 
Maybe I was sent to this part of the world to inform the inhabitants on the subject of cultural sensitivity.
I just went off on a rant in my MySpace blog regarding racist humor. I wrote in one little flurry and stepped back. Total spontaneity. And the reason the subject came to me is that I've never lived in such a racist climate, and that's...
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I just went off on a rant in my MySpace blog regarding racist humor. I wrote in one little flurry and stepped back. Total spontaneity. And the reason the subject came to me is that I've never lived in such a racist climate, and that's...
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Ever since I got hooked up with Tool's new album, I've hardly been able to listen to anything else. I listen to music almost constantly when I'm at home. Usually it's a "party mix" in iTunes that I tweak occasionally to avoid stuff I don't feel like hearing. I can't remember the last time I just sat and listened to a whole album, but 10,000...
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My existence continues to go relatively smoothly. There've been a few bumps in the road lately but they were Happy Bumps. I like to touch your Happy Bump...
There's a girl I've had a crush on since the moment I first saw her at my last job almost two years ago. She moved to Louisiana just a couple months later but we've remained in touch...
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There's a girl I've had a crush on since the moment I first saw her at my last job almost two years ago. She moved to Louisiana just a couple months later but we've remained in touch...
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ignominy:
Well damn. But glad it's good for you. (There's no smiley for kicking one's self in the head.)
Should I stay or should I go?
I'm leaning more towards staying now. I've been going on and on about all the reasons I hate this place, but when it comes down to it I'm also in love with this crazy-ass region I've settled into. And the main reason why is the people I've met and become friends with. There might be a lot of...
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I'm leaning more towards staying now. I've been going on and on about all the reasons I hate this place, but when it comes down to it I'm also in love with this crazy-ass region I've settled into. And the main reason why is the people I've met and become friends with. There might be a lot of...
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darwinwest:
I don't like Pensacola in the least. I've only been here since September, and I'm already ready to book on out. I look at it like this -- people are really friendly at first, but once you get to know them you find out that they're mostly a bunch of racist homophobic redneck Republican Bible-thumpers. It's the opposite of a place like New York, where everyone is really mean to your face but is also super-liberal. I'm still looking for the magical land of friendly super-liberals.
By the way, thanks for being the Welcome Wagon.
By the way, thanks for being the Welcome Wagon.
ignominy:
Stay for a year. The move with me to Adam's place in Sevilla. Oh I bet he'd be jealous. You two could have a Spanish duel. I'd faint in the street from agitated worry.
I can just picture you with a handlebar moustache, cigar clenched in your teeth, brandishing a mother-of-pearl handled pistol in each hand. You make me wanna shoop. I mean, el shoopo!
I can just picture you with a handlebar moustache, cigar clenched in your teeth, brandishing a mother-of-pearl handled pistol in each hand. You make me wanna shoop. I mean, el shoopo!