myserieluvsco

ok i fucking hate the dc traffic

metro is like being stuck in hell with republican and then you are over an hour late


fuck that!!!!!!!!!

anyway now i have a headache and i need some strong meds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on a more positive note my hobbit loves me and wants me oooooh i need some lovin

too bad im a in training

's love bananas and...
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wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i took a 3 hour nap today i guess ive been working too damn much!!!!!!

ugh

so im still working on becoming a pirate



its a long process and the body cavity search was hell
ooh well it will all be worth it when i can finally do pirate things like drink grog and make out with wenches


do i look pirate like? ha

ooh the things i would do for a foot massage right now


ha too bad for me and my poor feet




i guess i will live somehow

it is already going to be one of those days im sure


i hate that i have to work all weekend


i need to win the lottery damn it


i miss my hobbit and i will need tons of attention from him next weekend


but in the meantime

ugh the only thing going through my head today is SEX SEX SEX where the fuck is my hobbit when i need him?

damn im going insane

well maybe on sunday ill get to take a bite out of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



p.s. i'm not wearing underwear shhhhhhhh dont tell

For some reason i think that the universe is totally against me getting any .....damn universe!!!!!!

ugh

I'm totally frustrated and i may have to kill someone.................


BUT WHO?

have you ever had one of those days when you just wanted to slit the throats of all the idiots that you come across well today is one of those days!!!!!!!!!!!!!


remember stupid people shouldn't breed



thank you this has been a public service announcement

blah blah blah im tired and cranky



i want to be a pirate