myserieluvsco

i am super excited i get to see my life partner today she should be here soon YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway i guess thats it for now ha

later

ok so it was pointed out to me im a slacker with this whole blog thing so here goes

today was a good day
untill..................

i had to get up and go to work
bitches were all trying to copy my look ( like im going to tell them how i did my makeup) oh wait thats my job ha
i realized my boyfriend didnt...
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well today was eventful............
i lost a bet to my boyfriend and had to pay for lunch

then a trip to ikea where he bought "us" a new bed

then back to put it together

then breaking it in ( my favorite part seeing as i am a sexual deviant )

ha

now im home and going to bed

night night

ok so here are the happenings for today .....

the guy from nickleback must die!!!!!!!!!!! he is soooo annoying!

im totally in love with steve madden shoes

h & m kicks ass for flowery hair clips ( ha im the envy of all the chicks at work )

i think im going to dress like lily munster for halloween ha!!!!

i wonder why guys are...
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ok i fucking hate the dc traffic

metro is like being stuck in hell with republican and then you are over an hour late


fuck that!!!!!!!!!

anyway now i have a headache and i need some strong meds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on a more positive note my hobbit loves me and wants me oooooh i need some lovin

too bad im a in training

's love bananas and...
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wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i took a 3 hour nap today i guess ive been working too damn much!!!!!!

ugh

so im still working on becoming a pirate



its a long process and the body cavity search was hell
ooh well it will all be worth it when i can finally do pirate things like drink grog and make out with wenches


do i look pirate like? ha

ooh the things i would do for a foot massage right now


ha too bad for me and my poor feet




i guess i will live somehow

it is already going to be one of those days im sure


i hate that i have to work all weekend


i need to win the lottery damn it


i miss my hobbit and i will need tons of attention from him next weekend


but in the meantime

ugh the only thing going through my head today is SEX SEX SEX where the fuck is my hobbit when i need him?

damn im going insane

well maybe on sunday ill get to take a bite out of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



p.s. i'm not wearing underwear shhhhhhhh dont tell