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Dear darlings,
I know I've been absent for a little bit, but it's for very good reason.
I have some very lovely friends visiting right now, and they're brightening my life up before they leave tomorrow, so I haven't been able to mail back or tell you about my life for a couple of days now, but that doesn't mean I feel any less love,...
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ignorantprodigy:

Yes people do in fact still date although as I understand it artificial insemination will soon replace sex and animatronics will in fact rule the world... yes the guy with the spark plugs... not sure where that was going...
lemanstherogue:
have fun! smile kiss
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So apparently I'm stupic when it comes to meeting people...go figure, maybe I'll tell the story later? Nah, I had fun while I was there, so it's all candy, and I met some awsome members smile , Maybe next time I'll work my way up to being a little less dysfunctional puke
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sixfooter:
You coming to I-bar this week hon?
gonzoe:
i just read in army's journal that you think there should be more dancing.

this is acceptable.

but it should be done by the women.

you really don't want to see army, nueve, and myself try to dance.

its horrifying.
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Signing up for classes is draining the life out of me. That and trying to get a job as a kennel tech. This is how I feel puke puke puke frown . I also keep on getting the overwhelming urge to pull out some of my back teeth. They don't hurt or anything, I just really really want to pull them out, and cap a couple of the front...
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david_aames:
Sorry. Therell be no Harley Quinn. Shes campy. Nolans looking to make THE DARK KNIGHT even darker than BEGINS.
armyofrobots:
I am and I'm leaving right now
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I hate men.
Specifically ungratefull men. The kind you waste your day taking care of, only asking for a half hour trip to the health food store, to be turned down for band practice in a hot garage after "miraculously" getting better.
Ass hole.
Are there any kind lesbians out there looking to take a nice novice under their wings? Because I'm thinking about becoming...
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gonzoe:
SixFooter doesn't hate men. She's a total fibber.
ignorantprodigy:

Everything is good today. I just enjoy crashing from one extreme to another, it makes my life more entertaining.

Well since you brought it up I guess you should know that I talk about myself in the third person, I am a megalomaniac, and I am severely unstable. Oh he is also random. Basically you would have an easier time trying to understand why 2 out of 3 monkeys enjoy the taste of Guinness over Miller Lite.

So when can we start this relationship?

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Bah, my last post didn't work, so I'll do this one. If you recall my July 15th post I made mention of some pictures, it seems that myself and my best friend ended up taking around 5 million pictures of ourselves lounging around and being goofy, plus a funny video. So I'll put up three of the pictures, and the video when I can figure...
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gonzoe:
really? calamine lotion tastes like candy canes? how on earth do you know that? you must get strange cravings when you're tripping.

and i curse like a sailor. yar. ARRR!!!
david_aames:
Hey! That's a good idea about getting money as a gift. I can't decide though if i should do that or get real gifts. See, she still lives with her folks, and i live in an apartment that has pretty much nothing in it. So we're not actually going to already have much when we're married and gifts for the new place we'll have together would actually be really helpful. But money gifts would make for an awesome honey moon. Decisions Decisions.

By the way, no, we don't have much help for the wedding. My mom is giving me a $1,000 gift, but that's it. No one else has any money to help. So we're on our own. frown That's why i work so damn hard at a job i dispise. smile

Later lady cakes.
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So here the story goes:
The plan: To make it out to Adrians party, with me best friend, get drunk, friendly, and then naked, go home happy and wake up hungover.
Here's how it actually happens:
My best friend leaves for North Carolina a day early, and can't make it to the party. My uberconservative (but ultra nice and lovely) sister finds out about said...
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zgrat:
aw that sucks. hope next time is alot more fun biggrin
lemanstherogue:
you're soooo hott smile hehe kiss biggrin I'd take you over the drug, anyday wink
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Anndd ohhh the wonders of the illicit drug in the mid afternoon. No pictures this time guys, all I want to do is curse.
Fuck
Damn
Shit
Suck my
..
Dick?
Clit.
bok
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lemanstherogue:
lol, smile so whats your drug of choice?
averagebadfriend:
ooo aaa ........'eh the beach was kinda lame it rained halfway into being there but it was'nt so bad.I had my boogie bord that rocks big time with me ARRR!!! so I had some fun at least.I was at Cocoa,not the best beach but oh well at least Ron Jon's is opening a man made beach soon up the street from me in summer of 2007 smile !,that's also right around when I get my new 2008 CAMERO!!!!! smile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the bad ass car is supossed to be out summer of '07 also and can be seen on chevy.com but it's not on the main page,it's on one of the link pages at the bottom of the main page and than look for camero link from there.That is if you'r interested LOL such a long rant whatever ).So hows everything???
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It seems I have been tagged by the great and mysterious Olaf, which means I reveal 20 things about myself. shocked
1. I'm afraid of the dark, and after watching a scary movie I sleep with the lights on.
2. I am 1/4 chinese and love dried plums.
3. I have a crush on my highschool literature teacher, whom I still go back to visit....
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gonzoe:
olaf is silly.

we're all far too big to be able to fit into your pants. duh.

he should think before he makes a statement like that.
averagebadfriend:
ooo aaa Well later on tonight Gargamel is playing @ Will's pub so I may go to that.
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gujsel:
oh my darling sweety i'm sad for your eyes and for you.....kisses kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss hope that they help you to recover soon ...thx for your sweety comment kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
averagebadfriend:
ooo aaa I checked out Carnevil's myspace page and I think I've seen them befor,was that show tonight?Their page say's not until the 15th confused *gurgle*my tummy is telling me I need to eat now blush LOL