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myrtle1

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Monday Sep 04, 2006

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My life has been filled with puppies and rainy afternoons.
So, I was going to write you a story
but instead, I'll just leave you with the last lines.
"I just sat there in the corner scowling, until finally I got up the nerve to say outloud;
'You touch her and I'll break your fucking thumbs off'
He jumped, and began to scribble on his little notepad with the endurance of a mountainlion.
But she just giggled and went back to playing with her toys."

Maybe I'll tell the rest later.
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ignorantprodigy:

I was thinking about doing a documentary on the goats doing a documentary on me doing a mocumentary on bi-polar chickens in Tunisia. Then I decided to do a children's movie about the dangers of Pete Townshend... I know so wrong

What information would you be liking from me doe eyes? Call my ass why don't ya? Unless it's long distance seeing as how for some crazy ass reason you have to dial a one to call me.
Sep 8, 2006
armyofrobots:
I hope hanging out will commence on saturday.

this goes for not only you, but I figured I'd say it to you as well.
Sep 9, 2006

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