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myrtle1

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Wednesday Aug 30, 2006

Aug 30, 2006
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I'm feeling blue.
The damned hurricane never came.
So I had to make my own.
Flatter me with tales of lore, and I'll give you the secrets of the tomb eeek .

Damned Nazis.

Here's a teaser, look at my new little album for more.


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ignorantprodigy:

Thanks for entertaining me past the point of which I should have been speaking to another human being... I vaguely remember offering to impregnate you to test a theory... um yeah... not even sure where that was going... I do still feel Australia is a better bet then sheep land but this is still debatable

Oh and I forgot to tell you your in charge of getting people to sign releases! So by all means employ whatever ball busting technique necessary. biggrin
Sep 3, 2006
ignorantprodigy:


I'm a special kind of crazy... which I imagine is why you agreed to carry my seed. If there is one thing I can say for certain it's that he will be one devilishly handsome little man.

So you can be my bodyguard too! Damn you are more valuable then I thought. Who would ever expect to be killed with a spoon?

Oh also on closer inspection of a map it dawned on me that where I thought New Zealand was and where it actually is are two different places. In light of this new evidence I will now also be going to New Zealand. I am man enough to say it, you were right.



Sep 3, 2006

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