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myrtle1

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Sunday Jul 23, 2006

Jul 23, 2006
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So here the story goes:
The plan: To make it out to Adrians party, with me best friend, get drunk, friendly, and then naked, go home happy and wake up hungover.
Here's how it actually happens:
My best friend leaves for North Carolina a day early, and can't make it to the party. My uberconservative (but ultra nice and lovely) sister finds out about said party and decides to go to "keep me safe" which involves no drinking.
Forementioned sister doesn't know about SG, or that I'm a member, or that I frequently get naked and take pictures, so it's all a big cover up secret and I say "yeah yeah, found this party on myspace, should be fun"
It ends up everything is uber awkward, and I end up looking like an idiot, and feel completely horrid, leaving about 1 hour after I get there and right as everyone else shows up.
Oh yeah, and I broke in through the screen door, which was definatly awsome blackeyed .
But, to all you that I did meet (fairly incognito and strangely puke ) You were lovely and friendly, and hopefully next party I can show up without sister in tow, orrrrrrrrr maybe I'll just stay inside forever, I make a complete fool of myself when I make my way out. frown
Oh ps.-My internet connection has been broke, so I can't use my computer to upload my pictures, meaning I can't even lend you a cool phot of myself being lame.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
zgrat:
aw that sucks. hope next time is alot more fun biggrin
Jul 24, 2006
lemanstherogue:
you're soooo hott smile hehe kiss biggrin I'd take you over the drug, anyday wink
Jul 24, 2006

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