myrtle

I'm an owl.
I'm a-live.
I'm living a-life.
I'm staying a-live
In my life
living
hoot hoot hoot

P.s.-My birthday was fan-tastic, filled with hangovers and withdrawls and all that good shit that makes things worth it. also, I love my soul friend more than life, she's the most beautiful girl I've ever met and probably the most bad ass. Who else can you bond with as you frantically wash plastic bags in a 30 dollar hotel room? Who else?
Also, my girlfriend is amazingly hot, and she has some really beautiful tits. Too bad I eat them and you guys don't, and that she's slightly camera shy, because she would rock the Suicide Girl world (because you know those big tittie girls are the ones making the muhney)

But now that I'm 21 and homeless I'm free to party, invite me, especially my florida loveeeers, get drunk with me, in public, I have all the time in world.

Oh geeze
Break break break
it up
Break
It
Break.

The background of my life
"dammmmnnn dammn dude, your body like, went flying"

I think that's a summation of the events.

Love,
Your little hoot hoot.