Watch out it's a plluuugggggg:
****You see you see you see, it has come to my attention that I must procure some funding so as to make it to the great ole Californ-ia.
So I thought I would sell things, and what else would a naked internet girl sell but....
Panties?
See though, I figured I would most definantly make it more interesting than just panties darlings.
I mean first, I would wear them, and then take a polaroid of me in said panties in some place that I think is beautiful or exciting. I'll send you a package with said polaroid, panties, annnnnnnnddddd (this is the good part) a handwritten story about forementioned place or panties, or just something interesting I thought of, real or fake I'll try to make sure that it's a gem.
And how much you ask?
I'll say....$20, including shipping and all, tell your friends hunnies.
I think it will be a gift that will last you a lifetime , and a great surprise as this little trinket will show up in your mail one day as a picture that you've never seen, with a story you've never read, with panties you've never worn ( and maybe some other little trinket I see interesting lying about.)
Send me to California dahhlllssss.
Just PM me with your name, address, and if you want a personalized message on said panties (I may just personalize them anyways) and I'll take the polariod and ship out the package just as soon as I'm able.
Oh yeah....I suppose I need some kind of paypal system? I'll set that up as soon as I can get the tech savy girlfriend to help.
Oh yes, and if anyone at all is looking to purchase the lovely Dolce and Gabbana high waisted panties that I sported in debut set I'll sell you those for 15, it's a steal babies, those are the genuine Dolce, trashy as fuck and good at parties, you want a polaroid and a story with those (that would be quite the story) then make it 20 and you've got yourself a deal!
Jump on this cupcake, it will be a ride for us all.****
Okay dearies, let me give you an update on life as of now: As of yesterday I was called up into the head boss man's office, and subsequently fired for allegations of me smoking some of that weed stuff in the home I was living in (was), me, my girlfriend and one of my roomates were all taken into said boss man's room with three other supervisors and forced into admiting to using illegal substances. Don't worry hunnies, there's a lot more drama behind this seeing as they not only fired us from our jobs (two of us ending our pay right then and there) but they also forced us to vacate our home (where all of our worldly possesions are) in less than two hours, subsequently leaving us all jobless and homeless. Soooooo, as of right now I'm in some dire crunch for not only monies with which to buy food (I've got my canned goods from the house but that's about it) but also places for lodging. I AM most certaintly getting legal counsel for this situation (as much free legal counsel as I can procure), but in the meantime I'm homeless (as I'm not prepared to move back in with my parents) and traveling. We're heading down south to the keys after cleaning out our cars and selling whatever we don't need, and procuring enough money to fix up one of the cars enough to drive down to the keys, and back up to wherever we need to go. So, this is scattered, I'm sorry, my brain is still processing all of the events that took place over the past 15 or so hours and I'm trying to decide on what actions need to be taken so that I can secure some kind of severence package (at least) for me and my comrades and where we're going to go/how we're going to get there/how we're going to get money. If any of you have requested my underwear stories I'm still sending those out, I'll pm you with the paypal account detaills ASAP.
uhm
I can't think.
That's all.
Sorry for the lack of photographs, pictures ensue as I get on my own computer and can upload pictures from there (from some internet caffe?)
Oh, I almost forgot, if there are any Suicide Girls willing to house me, my girlfriend, her small dog and my roomate for a day or so (or just want a visit) pm me with phone numbers and the like and I might be able to stop by (all depending on where we end up, it's the keys first though so South FLa girls hit me up).
-little lousy Myrtle
****You see you see you see, it has come to my attention that I must procure some funding so as to make it to the great ole Californ-ia.
So I thought I would sell things, and what else would a naked internet girl sell but....
Panties?
See though, I figured I would most definantly make it more interesting than just panties darlings.
I mean first, I would wear them, and then take a polaroid of me in said panties in some place that I think is beautiful or exciting. I'll send you a package with said polaroid, panties, annnnnnnnddddd (this is the good part) a handwritten story about forementioned place or panties, or just something interesting I thought of, real or fake I'll try to make sure that it's a gem.
And how much you ask?
I'll say....$20, including shipping and all, tell your friends hunnies.
I think it will be a gift that will last you a lifetime , and a great surprise as this little trinket will show up in your mail one day as a picture that you've never seen, with a story you've never read, with panties you've never worn ( and maybe some other little trinket I see interesting lying about.)
Send me to California dahhlllssss.
Just PM me with your name, address, and if you want a personalized message on said panties (I may just personalize them anyways) and I'll take the polariod and ship out the package just as soon as I'm able.
Oh yeah....I suppose I need some kind of paypal system? I'll set that up as soon as I can get the tech savy girlfriend to help.
Oh yes, and if anyone at all is looking to purchase the lovely Dolce and Gabbana high waisted panties that I sported in debut set I'll sell you those for 15, it's a steal babies, those are the genuine Dolce, trashy as fuck and good at parties, you want a polaroid and a story with those (that would be quite the story) then make it 20 and you've got yourself a deal!
Jump on this cupcake, it will be a ride for us all.****
Okay dearies, let me give you an update on life as of now: As of yesterday I was called up into the head boss man's office, and subsequently fired for allegations of me smoking some of that weed stuff in the home I was living in (was), me, my girlfriend and one of my roomates were all taken into said boss man's room with three other supervisors and forced into admiting to using illegal substances. Don't worry hunnies, there's a lot more drama behind this seeing as they not only fired us from our jobs (two of us ending our pay right then and there) but they also forced us to vacate our home (where all of our worldly possesions are) in less than two hours, subsequently leaving us all jobless and homeless. Soooooo, as of right now I'm in some dire crunch for not only monies with which to buy food (I've got my canned goods from the house but that's about it) but also places for lodging. I AM most certaintly getting legal counsel for this situation (as much free legal counsel as I can procure), but in the meantime I'm homeless (as I'm not prepared to move back in with my parents) and traveling. We're heading down south to the keys after cleaning out our cars and selling whatever we don't need, and procuring enough money to fix up one of the cars enough to drive down to the keys, and back up to wherever we need to go. So, this is scattered, I'm sorry, my brain is still processing all of the events that took place over the past 15 or so hours and I'm trying to decide on what actions need to be taken so that I can secure some kind of severence package (at least) for me and my comrades and where we're going to go/how we're going to get there/how we're going to get money. If any of you have requested my underwear stories I'm still sending those out, I'll pm you with the paypal account detaills ASAP.
uhm
I can't think.
That's all.
Sorry for the lack of photographs, pictures ensue as I get on my own computer and can upload pictures from there (from some internet caffe?)
Oh, I almost forgot, if there are any Suicide Girls willing to house me, my girlfriend, her small dog and my roomate for a day or so (or just want a visit) pm me with phone numbers and the like and I might be able to stop by (all depending on where we end up, it's the keys first though so South FLa girls hit me up).
-little lousy Myrtle
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
renji:
Happy Birthday baby.
socal_drew:
Happy Birthday Cutie 
