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Sunday Jan 27, 2008

Jan 27, 2008
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llo pretty little pie face babies,
Thought you wouldn't hear from your Myrtle friend for a while did you? Well dolls, sooner than later it is. You see you see you see, it has come to my attention that I must procure some funding so as to make it to the great ole Californ-ia.

So I thought I would sell things, and what else would a naked internet girl sell but....
Panties?

See though, I figured I would most definantly make it more interesting than just panties darlings.
I mean first, I would wear them, and then take a polaroid of me in said panties in some place that I think is beautiful or exciting. I'll send you a package with said polaroid, panties, annnnnnnnddddd (this is the good part) a handwritten story about forementioned place or panties, or just something interesting I thought of, real or fake I'll try to make sure that it's a gem.

And how much you ask?
I'll say....$20, including shipping and all, tell your friends hunnies.
I think it will be a gift that will last you a lifetime smile, and a great surprise as this little trinket will show up in your mail one day as a picture that you've never seen, with a story you've never read, with panties you've never worn ( and maybe some other little trinket I see interesting lying about.)

Send me to California dahhlllssss.

Just PM me with your name, address, and if you want a personalized message on said panties (I may just personalize them anyways) and I'll take the polariod and ship out the package just as soon as I'm able.
Oh yeah....I suppose I need some kind of paypal system? I'll set that up as soon as I can get the tech savy girlfriend to help.
Oh yes, and if anyone at all is looking to purchase the lovely Dolce and Gabbana high waisted panties that I sported in debut set I'll sell you those for 15, it's a steal babies, those are the genuine Dolce, trashy as fuck and good at parties, you want a polaroid and a story with those (that would be quite the story) then make it 20 and you've got yourself a deal!

Jump on this cupcake, it will be a ride for us all.

Next entry will start with this plug, and end in a real entry complete with pictures of a puppy, one that just pissed all over my floor and is rolling over next to me looking like heaven petals and smelling like mother's milk.
smile
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yowlinyeti:
i'd love to go to coachella but its an 8 hour drive. im in san francisco. i suppose i could always take a train or bus down there, and miss class, but it really comes down to me needing to pay rent. don't think i can afford a 3 day pass. maybe next year.

or if i happen to be in chicago maybe i'll go to Lollapalooza this summer.
Jan 28, 2008
takfuji:
I'm in.

I'll PM.
Jan 28, 2008

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