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mynameismonique

Santa Barbara, California; Albuquerque, New Mexico

Member Since 2005

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Tuesday Dec 26, 2006

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Ah, well my darlings, it has been such a long time now, hasn't it?
I highly doubt anyone is around to read these careless ramblings of mine, so I feel no need to censor myself in any way, shape or form to be as perfectly cliche as possible.
Venture Bros in my retinas, Mexican rap in my ears, looking ratty on Christmas night and yet so stylishly typing on my brand new MacBook.
Stuck in a cage of hellish entrapment until tomorrow when I book it back to my plausible dream world that is most likely littered with beer cans and the like by now, as well as two sprawling kitties that are dying for my undivided love and attention.
I am not looking forward to my double life, however, the clark kent of the bistro. I am, however, looking forward to being around several hot yet frusteratingly unmalleable guapos. I know they must go home and jack off thinking of that slip of cleavage I let them catch, that stroke of thigh. You can't just ignore my shit.
Well, munecos, it's time to wash this porously volcanic face of mine and get some much needed beauty sleep.
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zoidberg79:
i was around reading these careless ramblings of yours!
Dec 25, 2006
brixton:
muahahahahah. i hate the mxicans that will go home and jack off thinking about the slip of cleavage. they come into my work so much i avoid them at all costs.
Dec 26, 2006

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