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I wander too much to have a home.

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I had to be on candid camera or some shit...

Dec 11, 2013
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So I went on a blind date tonight. We met up at a pub, had a few pints and seemed to be hitting it off. She asked me if I'd take her home, and I'm a gentleman so I obliged. On the way back she asked if I'd like to hang out a bit and have another beer or two. I'm never one to turn away a good beer, so I said I'd be down and we went into her house.

Once inside she put on some music, handed me a beer I'd never had, and poured herself a glass of wine. We started talking again about movies, music, and the general get to know one another shit when she asks me, "How's your beer?"

I told her it was "Surprisingly good, I'd never had this kind before." She then kinda slouched down and started slurring, "Surprising huh? Not like me...you lack <insert incoherent word> you asshole." It was after she tried to describe this word to me that she passed out started snoring on the counter. I poked her a few times to see if she was alright, to which she called me an asshole again, so I just decided to remove myself from the situation.

What the hell? Does this actually happen to other people?

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