mynameisfyl

This seemed funny to me so I figured I'd share with the rest of the class. So here goes...


I had the worst congested nose I've had in probably my whole life last night so I took a couple Sudafed PM and hoped it would go away. So within a few minutes I drift off to sleep...

I snap awake at 4:30 am with the worst need to piss. So I stumble towards the bathroom and blindly reach for the switch and give up after a few seconds of not finding it. I stand in front of the toilet and pull down the underwears and begin to loose the flow.

And then it hits me.

Literally.

I piss all over my face, the floor, and the surrounding bathroom area.

I had forgotten to check where the bead was on my Prince Albert and it just so happened to be blocking my urethra in its entirety. Great fun.

There really is nothing like mopping your bathroom half asleep at the ass crack of dawn soaked in your own piss. As fun as it may be I don't suggest it.


So yeah, I thought that was kinda comical and figured I'd share.


In other news....I gauged my PA to a 6, YAY!!!