Ahhhhhhh! I was soooooo scared last night!
I went out to the bar to meet up with some friends and ended up getting there about twenty minutes before them, even though I ended up running late (according to when they said to be there) and arrived fifteen minutes "late".
While getting a drink and waiting for them this obviously plastered, thirty-something, black lady just comes...
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I went out to the bar to meet up with some friends and ended up getting there about twenty minutes before them, even though I ended up running late (according to when they said to be there) and arrived fifteen minutes "late".
While getting a drink and waiting for them this obviously plastered, thirty-something, black lady just comes...
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Something you might not know about me, nor have guessed:
I am John Madden's bitch.
Seriously. When the new Madden hit's the store shelves I play that shit like it's a religious experience for weeks on end. Right now Mr. Holcomb is tearing up some Denver ass.
Fuck the Broncos. Did you know Elway changed his name before entering the NFL? It used to be...
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I am John Madden's bitch.
Seriously. When the new Madden hit's the store shelves I play that shit like it's a religious experience for weeks on end. Right now Mr. Holcomb is tearing up some Denver ass.
Fuck the Broncos. Did you know Elway changed his name before entering the NFL? It used to be...
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yawf:
damn football, it's everywhere hehe!
does your irish side
ever make fun of your jewish side?
does your irish side
ever make fun of your jewish side?
krista:
I like it better when the Irish boys are my bitches.
All better now.
Just had to get sad then mad for a little time.
Welcome back my friend indifference!
Just had to get sad then mad for a little time.
Welcome back my friend indifference!
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yawf:
yay for friends...
wow. now THAT was an
enthusiastic post hehe!
wow. now THAT was an
enthusiastic post hehe!
rickroyal:
Apathy is a solution. Perhaps the best one. Tis my bestest friend.
It wasn't any near as painful as I thought it'd be. In fact, the actual procedure was less painful than getting a filling, though the recovery was a bit more annoying. All in all, it's something I wish I'd had done a long time ago.
It wasn't any near as painful as I thought it'd be. In fact, the actual procedure was less painful than getting a filling, though the recovery was a bit more annoying. All in all, it's something I wish I'd had done a long time ago.
It's my birthday!
Gah! Im old! No it's not! No it's not! Takeback! Takeback!
For real, someone better get me a rascal or a walker Im feeling in need of it. That or a keg. Either remedy works for me. Mmmm hmmm.
ooooh beer. My birthday wish is a moment of silence for all of Suicidegirldom to give praise to those morbid fucks the Egyptians...
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Gah! Im old! No it's not! No it's not! Takeback! Takeback!
For real, someone better get me a rascal or a walker Im feeling in need of it. That or a keg. Either remedy works for me. Mmmm hmmm.
ooooh beer. My birthday wish is a moment of silence for all of Suicidegirldom to give praise to those morbid fucks the Egyptians...
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freakpirate:
Happy Birthday dude. I'd raise a glass to you on this happy day but I've sworn off the drink for a while. Most likely for the best. Those Egyptians are morbid fucks...
Cheers to you though.
Cheers to you though.
krista:
Also, your absentee white hat of a father sends you birthday wishes, but of course, he isn't here to tell you.
We need an evil plan. For what? I don't know, I just feel the need for one.
We need an evil plan. For what? I don't know, I just feel the need for one.
Oh lordie...when did I go and get old?
At least I am aging like Bowie.
At least I am aging like Bowie.
saturn1:
old? 22?!
shut up!
shut up!
I just saw a pair of Levi's for 110 dollars.
WTF?
I cant even remotely come up with something smartass or funny to use to verbally shred either the pants or those whom would buy them. One-hundred-ten dollars for a pair of fucking blue jeans?
I always heard the saying the more money you make the more bills you have but I think that quote...
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WTF?
I cant even remotely come up with something smartass or funny to use to verbally shred either the pants or those whom would buy them. One-hundred-ten dollars for a pair of fucking blue jeans?
I always heard the saying the more money you make the more bills you have but I think that quote...
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twwly:
damn, thems some expensive pants.
freakpirate:
I think people are still strange even when you are a dumbass. Of course, that could be just me.
I've been a buisy little bee, working on enslaving the mother queen.
No fucking clue folks. One time when I was Ro'd out of my skull on Burgundy I kept repeating that, and frankly I LIKE IT. I like it alot. I think I stole it from Fight Club now that I think about it. Eh, whatever.
Picked up a stencil set last night and...
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No fucking clue folks. One time when I was Ro'd out of my skull on Burgundy I kept repeating that, and frankly I LIKE IT. I like it alot. I think I stole it from Fight Club now that I think about it. Eh, whatever.
Picked up a stencil set last night and...
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rickroyal:
From "Death or Glory" off of The Clash's London Calling. And I believe the line is "he who fucks nuns will later join the church," but it's been a long while since I've listened to the track, so I could be misremembering.
Sorry to hear about the ruckus at the club.
Sorry to hear about the ruckus at the club.
saturn1:
YOU CAN"T MOVE CAUSE I CAN"T
well you have to at least pick me up on the way out there
well you have to at least pick me up on the way out there
You know what? Fuck that entry.
Im back online, and I plan to stay that way. Nonstop hilarity will follow. That and a patented brand of comedy based solely on punchlines, no setups whatsoever.
So what I miss? Other than every cool fucking thing possible on the planet?
Im back online, and I plan to stay that way. Nonstop hilarity will follow. That and a patented brand of comedy based solely on punchlines, no setups whatsoever.
So what I miss? Other than every cool fucking thing possible on the planet?
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nataskaput:
HHMMM, well some hot ass girls, we get new girls M/W/F now, a few new fetures you can probaly see, if you go in someones comments there are pages for a month of comments, new groups, lots of silly shit. Good to have you back Swoo, things were getting a little boring without you
nataskaput:
these too
these tooThe Clash > Led Zepplin.
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nataskaput:
SWOO
*hears nothing but echos*
Where the hell is Swoo?
*sends out search party specialist Fractal and Stacie to find Swoo*
*hears nothing but echos*
Where the hell is Swoo?
*sends out search party specialist Fractal and Stacie to find Swoo*
schleprock:
Have to agree that The Clash > Led Zepplin.
Just saw Barton Fink. Jesus, that movie is a quote nation!
"Dont shit in my mouth and call it a sundae."
Man. I am going to use that one to describe the state of affairs pertaining to EVERYTHING.
So anyone know if Holden Solo is still going to go to CP? I really want to go but I think the only way Im going to...
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"Dont shit in my mouth and call it a sundae."
Man. I am going to use that one to describe the state of affairs pertaining to EVERYTHING.
So anyone know if Holden Solo is still going to go to CP? I really want to go but I think the only way Im going to...
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yawf:
sounds good!
you can take my 70 hour work weeks and never ending catalog project, my bitchy boss, my friend and her four yr old devil child living w/ me in my one bedroom apt. and the most recent catastrophy, kinda embarasing, the lice the four year old brought to my pack ratty apt. we slept w/ mayo in our hair last night haha! i've done like six loads of laundry today and i'm still working on fixing up the second floor apt. luckily i have a great tenant moving in this week, yay!
i want to keep all my fucked up friends though,
they keep me on my toes! : )
i've been a busy little fucking bee
but it's fits my type A personality well!
are you planning on posting any of you pics?
you can take my 70 hour work weeks and never ending catalog project, my bitchy boss, my friend and her four yr old devil child living w/ me in my one bedroom apt. and the most recent catastrophy, kinda embarasing, the lice the four year old brought to my pack ratty apt. we slept w/ mayo in our hair last night haha! i've done like six loads of laundry today and i'm still working on fixing up the second floor apt. luckily i have a great tenant moving in this week, yay!
i want to keep all my fucked up friends though,
they keep me on my toes! : )
i've been a busy little fucking bee
but it's fits my type A personality well!
are you planning on posting any of you pics?
yawf:
edited ahahaha!
[Edited on Jun 30, 2003]
[Edited on Jun 30, 2003]
Except this lady at the bar it would appear. Not cool. On many different levels.
For Halloween I will be a punk zombie. A skinny shirtless guy with white paint and obscene blood. And plaid pants. If I can ever find them.