The last time I saw KMFDM we (girlfriend at the time and myself) had this brilliant idea to take tons of caffeine pills before going to the show. We ended up in a corner, unable to really sit still, sick to our stomachs and didnt enjoy the show one damn bit.
This time went so much better. It's prolly a good thing I couldnt smuggle...
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This time went so much better. It's prolly a good thing I couldnt smuggle...
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So I met Jesus Christ last night.
At least, some guy who looked like what Jesus would have looked like had he been white and not black. And drunk. And carrying a Buddy Jesus doll around with him. Everywhere.
He walked in on me using the big girls potty later on in the night and tried to sell me some smack and e.
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At least, some guy who looked like what Jesus would have looked like had he been white and not black. And drunk. And carrying a Buddy Jesus doll around with him. Everywhere.
He walked in on me using the big girls potty later on in the night and tried to sell me some smack and e.
I guess...
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nataskaput:
really i meet him to, at a rave, he was rocking his crown of torns and everything. yeah that jesus sure digs his e
Can you just lose the ability to be funny?
I've been damn boring lately.
And I think good.
Im so ashamed.
I've been damn boring lately.
And I think good.
Im so ashamed.
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freakpirate:
The ability to be funny never disappears...it just takes breaks when you want it most...like all good things in life...
yawf:
hands swoo a beer...
i've found alcohol improves that
if only in your own mind.
i've found alcohol improves that
if only in your own mind.
I just saw a guy with a tshirt that said 'Rome did not fall in a day' stenciled in on the front.
I must have one.
I must have one.
rexphantom:
I wish the Bouncing Bandito was my dad.
I want a shirt that says "What We Need More Of Is Science."
I want a shirt that says "What We Need More Of Is Science."
nataskaput:
aw man you just reminded me of one i saw last week that said "Butt Plugs: Keeping poo in" i don't know what gaping anuses and rome have to do with each other but it sure is a shirt you don't forget
This new layout feels like a a cerebral hemmoroid. Try as I might to go around it, it just causes more pain in the end.
I want the old site back. Whimper.
Being positive is so uncool.
I want the old site back. Whimper.
Being positive is so uncool.
krista:
I'm doing ok. You know where to find me if I go missing, right? Like say....the contat page?
I'd hate for you to have all those abandonment issues again.
People are weird.
I'd hate for you to have all those abandonment issues again.
People are weird.
YES!
The page kept timing me out, but I think that I can finally put up a new journal entry.
And now, of course, I have nothing to fucking say.
Bleh.
Someone send some hate my way, everyone else is doing it, makes me think Im doing my job right proper.
The page kept timing me out, but I think that I can finally put up a new journal entry.
And now, of course, I have nothing to fucking say.
Bleh.
Someone send some hate my way, everyone else is doing it, makes me think Im doing my job right proper.
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saturn1:
oh, yay! the mister swoo is back!i was wondering what happened to you.
do you drink a lot? a lot of people know me and i don't really have the foggiest who they are. i attribute some of that to alcohol. well, that, and my shitty memory.
you ever gonna visit your friend in detroit?
do you drink a lot? a lot of people know me and i don't really have the foggiest who they are. i attribute some of that to alcohol. well, that, and my shitty memory.
you ever gonna visit your friend in detroit?
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mykra:
Ok, not fucking working.
Le sigh.
Le sigh.
nataskaput:
they launched the new site last week, it caught everybody off guardnow they have been scooping up al sorts of new hotties, and if you look at the top SG is going on tour 
Everyone has heard the phrase 'My dog ate my homework', but have you ever heard 'My dog ate my internet connection?'
That little shit. Somehow she managed to pop her cage open when I wasnt home, get out and make it to my room, crawl under my bed, find the cable cord, and promptly devour it without suffering a electric death that would make the...
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That little shit. Somehow she managed to pop her cage open when I wasnt home, get out and make it to my room, crawl under my bed, find the cable cord, and promptly devour it without suffering a electric death that would make the...
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freakpirate:
That's pretty harsh man. My friend's dog is like that. So far it hasn't gotten to anything important. Nibbled a a TV cable and a shoe but no serious damage. Hope all is well other than the dog incident.
ramona:
stacy's mom has got it going on...
My Church is officially about to be in session.
The blood of Christ is Pabst flavored, and the flesh tastes like a pretzel.
In Kelly Holcomb we trust.
Amen. Hail Mary...full of space....words...words...
The blood of Christ is Pabst flavored, and the flesh tastes like a pretzel.
In Kelly Holcomb we trust.
Amen. Hail Mary...full of space....words...words...
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krista:
My vote would be the Mad Hatter.
Three guesses what H wants to be...
I will not drink PBR with you. I will drink Guinness with you. These are my rules.
Three guesses what H wants to be...
I will not drink PBR with you. I will drink Guinness with you. These are my rules.
saturn1:
i love you , mr. swoo
The UD parties kicked up two days ago, I have been living in the ghetto (That's what it's called. Fuck those rich brats, go to the ninth ward.) during the last few days. Mommy and Daddy sure buy alot of beer that they dont know of, and lil ol Swoo is right there to drink it.
I figured out that when hundreds of drunk college...
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I figured out that when hundreds of drunk college...
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rexphantom:
Dude, there has to be a better one. I spent 23 years in Ohio--it's bad news, yo.
krista:
He said he might make it, which means....who fucking knows? I will mention your interest and let you know. You must come to Pittsburgh....you must! We know how to do Halloween here so well, we also do it up in May.
I am working tricksy-tricksy beast into my vocabulary. Fucking fabulous.
I am working tricksy-tricksy beast into my vocabulary. Fucking fabulous.
ok i will begin masterminding my evil plan. or something like that.... that sentence doesn't seem like a grammatically sound sentence, but evil masterminds can't do it all. bwhahahha.
I'd highly recommend a visit.