Thursday Nov 27, 2003

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Happy Mass-Turkey-Death-Day.

However you spend it, make sure you give some props to the Egyptians for that glorious invention of beer that they gave to you to wash that turk down. Yotch.

Talk to you soon.

JS
saturn1:
dude, i love you!
yawf:
no beer, work in the morn, sucks.
it's all good, turkey was great!

Monday Nov 24, 2003

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If you saw a homeless man in a wheelchair, and he asked you for change, would you:

A- Give him money.

B- Want to give him money but decide you needed to spend it on your bills, food, and ect instead?

C- Tell him to fuck off?

or

D- Wonder what would happen if you pushed him into traffic?

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elisabeth:
B then D. Btw, please go to my journal and add input wink
yawf:
that's a hard choice...

Sunday Nov 16, 2003

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I have come to the conclusion that the greatest gift that anyone could possess is that of a lowered tolerance.

Seriously, laugh at me all you want when Im on the floor from a zima and a half, but it'd beat having to buy a twelve just to get a buzz.

Also, Im never posting drunk again. Or making phone calls. Or even talking to...
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rickroyal:
I have an astonishingly low tolerance for alcohol, having gotten quite a good buzz during the summer off of two glasses of champagne. In some ways it's pathetic; in others it's very economical.

Never saw The Shaft, though I have to admit a movie about an elevator from hell does sound oddly amusing.
rickroyal:
I'd say that walking down the hallway away from that corner will lead to much more enjoyable altered states.

Very little happened to me that I didn't cause to happen. Sadly, very little of it was sexual.

Tuesday Nov 11, 2003

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Re-reading the Bible for the coming confrontation with the CCC at school. I figured out that God let us off rather easy when he passed down his commandments to us, like, fifty years ago or so. If I was God (Who your diety?) this is what it would have been like.

ONE -

Thou shalt not put any God before me. Thou also shalt not...
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yawf:
just curious,
what sorts of establishment
will carry the swoo god seal of approval?
caddok:
You know, having read the bible and chunks of the koran(fuct the spelling I know) I've noticed that they pretty much have the same messege:

"Don't kill each other and try not to be dicks all the time"

Why the world hasn't figured out that the message is the same has me stumped. I just don't get the "My mono-panthion of love is better than your mono-panthion of love" wars. Can't we just agree that if we aren't worshipping the SAME dude that the 2 dudes in question are at least chums?

All hail SWOO!
blackeyed
-c

Monday Nov 10, 2003

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freakpirate:
?!;

I've never been to New Orleans, let alone in the summer. However, I have been to Ontario, which is Canada's worst summer (in my opinion). 100% humidity and 40+ Celcuis heat. I've never passed out from the heat but it's never pleasant.

I still hate the damn cold.
saturn1:
i was making a mockup of my letterhead, resume and business card , all of which are two sideds, so i photomounted the fucker to me! i think photomount is flammable, so its probably good that i only mounted my cigarette to me?


... !

Friday Nov 07, 2003

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Always love the one you hurt.
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elisabeth:
I once heard this from a battered woman in MN: "At least if he hits me, I know he feels SOMETHING for me."

And I've been thinking about that ever since. blackeyed
yawf:
they are the only ones you can truly hurt.
life sucks sometimes.

but at any rate, cheers...

Thursday Nov 06, 2003

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The saying goes 'Even if you stick a feather up your ass, your still not a chicken.'

The saying never factored in the mind altering power of beer. You may not be a chicken, but you can fool yourself there for awhile.

Pictures of Swoo in a chicken suit coming soon.
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elisabeth:
Yeppers. So how's that working out for you? What? Being clever. Great. Keep it up then.
freakpirate:
The storyline could have been so much better. I thought the dialogue was better in this one though, with the exception of Trinity who kind of pissed me off.

As a side note, the human body (on average) can not sustain the amount of trauma that she did without going into shock. Biology may not have taught me much, but it taught me that rebar through the back is not conductive to living, let alone a ten minute speech.

Saturday Nov 01, 2003

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I had the best idea ever. I'm going to go to Joker's comedy club on amatuer night and test out my own brand of patented stand up; the punchline-less routine.

That's right folks, it will only be set-up's to the jokes and thats it. They will either be forced into uncomfortable silence, laugh nervously, or just riot and throw me off stage.

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yawf:
keep me posted on the results,
i think the humor would be wasted on most folks
but it sounds riotous to me!
saturn1:
if you like any hip hop at all, you might like atmosphere. they've been one of my favorites for at least 5 years now. probably more than that.

my ink looks pretty simple, at least most of it, but it means a lot. it's frustrating because i have a lot of stars and people always think i'm getting them for the same reason as a lot of other people, i.e. just cause they look cool, etc. which isn't the case at all, but eh. who cares?

as for now until december... i dunno, i keep picking up the old weekly's. i'm retarded. i kind of want to see vendetta red on the 30th because s.t.u.n is opening for them, and i really lobe s.t.u.n ... you can look at these websites too, there's listings, one if for the entire metro area and the other two are a couple venues. the only ones that seemed to have websites, heh.
http://www.majesticdetroit.com/theater.asp
http://www.majesticdetroit.com/stick.asp
http://www.metrotimes.com/calendar/

Friday Oct 31, 2003

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Am I getting to old for Halloween parties?

No, I dont think so.

Am I getting to old for day's after Halloween parties?

Now that is up for discussion.

Ach.

Swoo

Tuesday Oct 28, 2003

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The plan tonight was to go home, get drunk, and be alone for a night; in a good way.

Instead, I get home and look in the fridge and notice all I have is Wild Rose, which I dont remember buying. This is the same slop the goverment concocted in a secret lab in Virginia for the sole purpose of wiping out all of America's...
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nataskaput:
well, what can you mix wild rose with to make a drink
yawf:
well hmmm. that was last night...
still alive?

at least it wasn't mad dog 20/20
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