The first chapter of my book is up on the previous entry. Go back and take a look if you'd like.
I have realized something today; during High School, I was considered a dork and a loser and totally super un-hip for some reason. Dunno why. Looking around at the kids today I realized they are a)talking like we did, b)wearing the clothes we wore...
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I have realized something today; during High School, I was considered a dork and a loser and totally super un-hip for some reason. Dunno why. Looking around at the kids today I realized they are a)talking like we did, b)wearing the clothes we wore...
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DONT LISTEN TO THESE BASTARDS!
When the time comes, vote the greater evil! Cthulu and Swoo, '04!
Or...whatever. Holiday Hidings went well, will post more literary brilliance if you'd like, or I'll just babble like always.
PS: I've tried to reply to many of you, but I think my browsers fucked. For many of you, I just get a profile, no journal or anything. I...
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When the time comes, vote the greater evil! Cthulu and Swoo, '04!
Or...whatever. Holiday Hidings went well, will post more literary brilliance if you'd like, or I'll just babble like always.
PS: I've tried to reply to many of you, but I think my browsers fucked. For many of you, I just get a profile, no journal or anything. I...
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rickroyal:
Can't you do both? Babble and produce literary brilliance?
And I always vote for the "Legalize Pot/Father's Rights" party. It's a local party, and I have no idea what they stand for. But when I name like that, how can you not vote for them.
Glad to hear the holidays went well. Mine went far better than I could've ever expected.
And I always vote for the "Legalize Pot/Father's Rights" party. It's a local party, and I have no idea what they stand for. But when I name like that, how can you not vote for them.
Glad to hear the holidays went well. Mine went far better than I could've ever expected.
saturn1:
i am still working on the previous entry, i think you should be a writer
THE EASTER GUEST
An original short play by
Jeremiah Swoo
Lights up. Bright but natural springtime light pours in from the open windows, DSR and USL, into an average, modern, mid-western, middle class, American kitchen. It is Easter Sunday. Two couples are in the kitchen, Mark and Tammi Burnett and Jim and Molly Jackson. Mark and Tammi, the homeowners, stand at the kitchen counter, preparing...
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An original short play by
Jeremiah Swoo
Lights up. Bright but natural springtime light pours in from the open windows, DSR and USL, into an average, modern, mid-western, middle class, American kitchen. It is Easter Sunday. Two couples are in the kitchen, Mark and Tammi Burnett and Jim and Molly Jackson. Mark and Tammi, the homeowners, stand at the kitchen counter, preparing...
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chiquita:
i didn't want it to end!!
muy excellente, sir!
muy excellente, sir!
yawf:
i guess that answers thw question on whether god is all knowing or all powerful. neither but all honest and not too bright with bunny suits. that was great! have you considered writing a second part to it?
Holiday family time.
I am initiating the retreat to the underground bunker as we speak. I shall weather this storm for once with no scarring by god!
Will talk to you all soon.
S
I am initiating the retreat to the underground bunker as we speak. I shall weather this storm for once with no scarring by god!
Will talk to you all soon.
S
saturn1:
how are you gonna make a new entry right as im replying to the old one?
rickroyal:
Holiday Family time. Is that kinda like Thermal Nuclear War?
I hope you weather the storm well.
I hope you weather the storm well.
Man, I totally suck at this online journal and internet friend thing.
Let's just all get a flat in a kickass town and get drunk together every night.
In other news, its snowing like crazy here these past few days. I literally had to shoulderblock my door one or three times to get the thing open. Stupid thing froze shut, I didnt know doors could...
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Let's just all get a flat in a kickass town and get drunk together every night.
In other news, its snowing like crazy here these past few days. I literally had to shoulderblock my door one or three times to get the thing open. Stupid thing froze shut, I didnt know doors could...
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nataskaput:
Holy bong bong doogle my mixy! Worship my Bangkok, peanut face! Scooby snack vroom! 
saturn1:
ok, so lets plan!!
OK, so its a week old but I just saw this and had to laugh...especially because they lost.
Man Pleads Guilty So He Can Watch Football Game
Associated Press
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Columbus judge says he'll let an inmate stay in jail instead of moving him to prison right away so he can see the Ohio State-Michigan game on TV this Saturday.
Jeff Renne...
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Man Pleads Guilty So He Can Watch Football Game
Associated Press
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Columbus judge says he'll let an inmate stay in jail instead of moving him to prison right away so he can see the Ohio State-Michigan game on TV this Saturday.
Jeff Renne...
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rickroyal:
Indeed it would make a good album cover. Making me doubly pissed I don't have one. Fuck.
saturn1:
HAH michigan won!
ok stop editing your entries by making new ones
and school, almost done!
ok stop editing your entries by making new ones
and school, almost done!
A guy who turned out to be less than mentally stable has moved in with one of my friends and she has decided that I am the one who shall remove him from the household.
Oh yes, I dont see this going sour in any way, shape, or form.
Oh yes, I dont see this going sour in any way, shape, or form.
saturn1:
hah, to hang out in new orleans or ohio? i think i could do both, i wish i could drive my car long distances. your friends could even hang out, but they may have to take some abuse from me? i'm only a 105 lbs and 5'3 so it wouldn't be very painful abuse!
yea, people that cut bread are now called breadfuckers. if someone makes me mad from now on, they're a breadfucker, because i think that's a pretty offensive thing right there!
yea, people that cut bread are now called breadfuckers. if someone makes me mad from now on, they're a breadfucker, because i think that's a pretty offensive thing right there!
saturn1:
wait, the self-arrest thing is serious? dude, that's why i try to avoid the south. fa'sho
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I never really understood frat boys and those paddles they hang on their walls. I dont want to know what homoerotic things those people do with them, but me and my friends - after aquiring a few of our own from some to drunk to notice party kids - got together and we *THINK* we figured out what they are really for:
Seven man drunken...
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are you coming to detroit? we can have burping contests if you do.
During high school I was pretty much the same person I am today. It's made for an interesting experience. I'm glad to see, though, that you're enjoying popular culture catching up with your tastes.
Christmas went better than expected because nothing went wrong. It was the first time my sister had ever cooked a big meal and I was expecting her to blow up her kitchen; it was one of the best Christmas turkeys we've ever had. This was the first time that my brother's girlfriend's family had met my family, and they happened to bring along someone (my brother's girlfriend's brother's girlfriend) whom the majority of them didn't like, which I thought would cause for a contensious dinner; but everyone got along wonderfully, and there was much laughter at my witticisms, and my father got that someone (my brother's girlfriend's brother's girlfriend) really drunk and she was a riot after that. And there were other concerns that turned out to be completely unfounded. It was just a really good holiday celebration that made me very happy.