The Internet, not just for teaching your kids the alphabet or beating off anymore, it's also for SAVING LIVES!
There are MONSTER CRABS ON THE WAY!
Not just monster crabs, but STALINIST MONSTER CRABS!
It is, to put it bluntly, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
And furthermore, and most importantly, THIS ISN'T FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! Which means it's TRUE!...
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There are MONSTER CRABS ON THE WAY!
Not just monster crabs, but STALINIST MONSTER CRABS!
It is, to put it bluntly, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
And furthermore, and most importantly, THIS ISN'T FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! Which means it's TRUE!...
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The Internet, not just for teaching your kids the alphabet or beating off anymore, it's also for SAVING LIVES!
There are MONSTER CRABS ON THE WAY!
Not just monster crabs, but STALINIST MONSTER CRABS!
It is, to put it bluntly, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
And furthermore, and most importantly, THIS ISN'T FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! Which means it's TRUE!...
Read More
There are MONSTER CRABS ON THE WAY!
Not just monster crabs, but STALINIST MONSTER CRABS!
It is, to put it bluntly, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
And furthermore, and most importantly, THIS ISN'T FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! Which means it's TRUE!...
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Bill Paxton is our God.
I have been bombarded by Sereven, Private Hudson, and Pete the last day or three and Ive come to that conclusion.
That is all.
Swoo
I have been bombarded by Sereven, Private Hudson, and Pete the last day or three and Ive come to that conclusion.
That is all.
Swoo
rickroyal:
One day Bill Paxton will meet Bill Pullman in thunderdome and we will finally determine who is our god.
With everything going on, this is the best you can come up with to report?
And as I read each word and realize he is talking like it is a living, breathing relationship, my head starts to hurt.
Stupid People - God Knows How Many
Swoo- 0
And as I read each word and realize he is talking like it is a living, breathing relationship, my head starts to hurt.
Stupid People - God Knows How Many
Swoo- 0
yawf:
i'm not going to torture myself reading it, i already heard enough details on the radio the other day. the sad part is i bet the schmuck that wrote that really didn't want to and was forced to do it for the inevitable tabloid reading, pop-up banner clicking reader.
not that i can talk, i'm an idiot most days.
not that i can talk, i'm an idiot most days.
9monty:
News is nothing more than publicity now or done so over the top to "be in-your-face" and "hard hitting" by shitheads who probably squeaked by in school so they could be popular.
Pretty embarrassing, but you know someone's reading it and laughing, saying, "that's so cute." Great, now I'm all annoyed by society before seeing anyone today.
Yup on Slick Rick. The man that even Eminem pays props to.
Pretty embarrassing, but you know someone's reading it and laughing, saying, "that's so cute." Great, now I'm all annoyed by society before seeing anyone today.
Yup on Slick Rick. The man that even Eminem pays props to.
So I was watching the Grammy's and I noticed Fountains of Wayne lost best new artist.
I'm a little confused? Aren't these the same guys who made 'Sink to the Bottom' like 8 years ago or some such? And then followed it up with Denise a little while after that? Jesus Christ, I know MTV played one of their songs on the VMAlast year.
2005...
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I'm a little confused? Aren't these the same guys who made 'Sink to the Bottom' like 8 years ago or some such? And then followed it up with Denise a little while after that? Jesus Christ, I know MTV played one of their songs on the VMAlast year.
2005...
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caddok:
I'm back on-line! YAY ME!
Been off-line for nearly a month. Heh, I had trouble finding a vein when I plugged back in.
-c
Been off-line for nearly a month. Heh, I had trouble finding a vein when I plugged back in.
-c
saturn1:
you didnt miss much! though a lot of people from ohio, pittsburgh and all parts of michigan were at the show so it was meetin a lot of people time. anyways, when do you have to go back to work and school or one or the other? i am going to new york on the 23rd, so the weekend before that is a possibilty, that being next weekend, though im not sure what is going on... and then anytime after i get back on the 29th
yea, stupid people rule smart people. mostly because there is that outnumbering problem.
yea, stupid people rule smart people. mostly because there is that outnumbering problem.
Am I the only one who thinks Haley Joel Osmet looks like Peyton Manning?
Hmm.
Prolly.
Hmm.
Prolly.
saturn1:
i am pretty sure i am going to the burlesque show, i guess i better figure out by tomorrow because i guess its a good idea to buy tickets right now. if you come up would you be here overnight or for the weekend or whatever? are you staying with your friend? that is one weekend where i have friday afternooon - sunday off. so it may be good! i will let you know tomorrow or the next, depending on if i get my way with johnny-pants at his show tomorrow night! hah!
9monty:
I can see where you're going with it, and they're quite similar, but Manning looks a little more like an animal. Something with the jaw, maybe.
He was more like a donkey though last night, with that pass to Dre' Bly.
I was so happy when Eddie Reed blocked that punt and took it in. Jamal had a pretty strong showing too. Did you watch?
Did you burlesque?
He was more like a donkey though last night, with that pass to Dre' Bly.
I was so happy when Eddie Reed blocked that punt and took it in. Jamal had a pretty strong showing too. Did you watch?
Did you burlesque?
Well I finally got rid of that demonic Mac and bought a new PC. I've spent the past two days being sent to one site or the other for a "critical" update or some such nonsense, and basically remembering all the reasons I hate Macs.
So Im unemployed, by choice mind you, for about a month. What should I do? For the first time since...
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So Im unemployed, by choice mind you, for about a month. What should I do? For the first time since...
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elisabeth:
Whoa, eerie. Well, kinda. Strongbad, my PC, bit the bit one a couple of days ago. I've been borrowing a G4 ever since, and Safari and IE keep crashing on me repeatedly. Damn, I'm good.
I'm involuntarily unemployed, and some of the jobs I've been checking out on Monster require a Masters degree, and only offer 8-10 per hour in pay. At that rate, how long would it take to pay off one's student loans?
I'm involuntarily unemployed, and some of the jobs I've been checking out on Monster require a Masters degree, and only offer 8-10 per hour in pay. At that rate, how long would it take to pay off one's student loans?
And I quote,
"Swoo was once a once-respected, intelligent poster that has degenerated into a simpering, integrity-free whore for a corrupt organization that doesn't deserve one ounce of respect or support from anybody that should have a brain.
Fuck you Swoo. Fuck you in the ear.
Peter Travers, Rolling Stone."
"Swoo was once a once-respected, intelligent poster that has degenerated into a simpering, integrity-free whore for a corrupt organization that doesn't deserve one ounce of respect or support from anybody that should have a brain.
Fuck you Swoo. Fuck you in the ear.
Peter Travers, Rolling Stone."
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9monty:
Rolling Stone isn't corrupt at all is it? Utterly unbiased and with no agenda for making money.
I'm thinking something about a kettle and a pot and black.
One way or the other you're making a difference.
I'm thinking something about a kettle and a pot and black.
One way or the other you're making a difference.
rickroyal:
Fuck that fucking fuck Peter fucking Tavers with a fucking pie plate till he fucking screams out "fuckity-fuck." No body badmouths the Swoo without paying a penalty.
I respect the Swoo and, though I did have that unfortunate brain-melting incident earlier in the summer, I can say that this brain is fully functional.
I respect the Swoo and, though I did have that unfortunate brain-melting incident earlier in the summer, I can say that this brain is fully functional.
English Subtitles In Hong Kong Films:
* "I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!" -- The Iceman Cometh
* "I will kill you until you are dead from it!"
* "Just scold Chang as 'Shame-less assholee' for three times. Then you will free from this kind of suffer forever." -- The Kung Fu Cult Master
* "You...
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* "I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!" -- The Iceman Cometh
* "I will kill you until you are dead from it!"
* "Just scold Chang as 'Shame-less assholee' for three times. Then you will free from this kind of suffer forever." -- The Kung Fu Cult Master
* "You...
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rickroyal:
Sorry to say, I'm a dub man myself. Can't stand the subs.
What I wasn't suppose to find attractive was a female bodybuilder. A friend of mine is always amazed at the breadth of my attractions. I have no specific type; beauty is what it is to me.
What I wasn't suppose to find attractive was a female bodybuilder. A friend of mine is always amazed at the breadth of my attractions. I have no specific type; beauty is what it is to me.
wren:
Wow....you're right. Today was a good day.
"Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!"
Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan
"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"
While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.
"Total anonymity!"
Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom...
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Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan
"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"
While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.
"Total anonymity!"
Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom...
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caddok:
I have just added a new folder to my desktop called "The Wisdom of Swoo". Here I will record your great works. The play is in there and now so is "Mad internet sports fan".
Holy shit, THAT is funny!
-c
Holy shit, THAT is funny!
-c
saturn1:
I LOVE YOU
haha i went back to your original reply to me and was going to reread it to reply and you edited it, fucker!
so when are you coming to visit? the only main thing is that i will be in new york, feb 23-29
haha i went back to your original reply to me and was going to reread it to reply and you edited it, fucker!
so when are you coming to visit? the only main thing is that i will be in new york, feb 23-29
This isn't one, but there may be more later...