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Tuesday Jan 20, 2004

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"Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!"

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Total anonymity!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one the pieces sticks to the wall - regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you so-oooh!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in his jaws."

"Fury down upon him".

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it.

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fa-aa-aa-an".
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caddok:
I have just added a new folder to my desktop called "The Wisdom of Swoo". Here I will record your great works. The play is in there and now so is "Mad internet sports fan".

Holy shit, THAT is funny!

-c
Jan 21, 2004
saturn1:
I LOVE YOU

haha i went back to your original reply to me and was going to reread it to reply and you edited it, fucker!
so when are you coming to visit? the only main thing is that i will be in new york, feb 23-29
Jan 23, 2004

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