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Tuesday Dec 16, 2003

Dec 16, 2003
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Man, I totally suck at this online journal and internet friend thing.

Let's just all get a flat in a kickass town and get drunk together every night.

In other news, its snowing like crazy here these past few days. I literally had to shoulderblock my door one or three times to get the thing open. Stupid thing froze shut, I didnt know doors could freeze shut.

I have two enemies now; the sun and the subartic freezing climate of the waning year in the midwest.

And now for some words of wisdom I saw and HAD to pass along to all of you:

A Zen koan: Zen master said to his pupil, "I own you, bitch. Know that." And the pupil was owned. And he knew it.
The Tao of Tat: Do not seek your own advantage. That might prevent me from gaining the upper hand.
Confucius say: One day people from every race and culture will eat my food and bust open my cookie and read my Goddamn philosophy, boyyyyyyyy! East side! Huh!
Jedi proverb: Fun to put the predicate ahead of the subject, it is.
Famous Cat Aphorism: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meowwwwwww.
Crazy people wisdom: Holy bong bong doogle my mixy! Worship my Bangkok, peanut face! Scooby snack vroom!
Your daily affirmation: I am the shiznit. I am off the hizzle. And doggone it, people dig me!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
nataskaput:
Holy bong bong doogle my mixy! Worship my Bangkok, peanut face! Scooby snack vroom! eeek
Dec 18, 2003
saturn1:
ok, so lets plan!!
Dec 21, 2003

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