mykra

The plan tonight was to go home, get drunk, and be alone for a night; in a good way.

Instead, I get home and look in the fridge and notice all I have is Wild Rose, which I dont remember buying. This is the same slop the goverment concocted in a secret lab in Virginia for the sole purpose of wiping out all of America's homeless within ten years of hitting the street.

I am so fucked. Because I am so lazy. And fucked.

Poop.