The UD parties kicked up two days ago, I have been living in the ghetto (That's what it's called. Fuck those rich brats, go to the ninth ward.) during the last few days. Mommy and Daddy sure buy alot of beer that they dont know of, and lil ol Swoo is right there to drink it.
I figured out that when hundreds of drunk college kids get together and throw literally 100-150 house parties side by side by side, you can walk into ANY of the houses and just raid them for beer if you act like you belong and already have a beer in your hand when you start stepping in.
Kids today, morons. But well stocked morons, so they are rather close to being my favorite type of person of all time.
toodles.
Swoo.
I figured out that when hundreds of drunk college kids get together and throw literally 100-150 house parties side by side by side, you can walk into ANY of the houses and just raid them for beer if you act like you belong and already have a beer in your hand when you start stepping in.
Kids today, morons. But well stocked morons, so they are rather close to being my favorite type of person of all time.
toodles.
Swoo.
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I am working tricksy-tricksy beast into my vocabulary. Fucking fabulous.