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Monday Aug 18, 2003

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Something you might not know about me, nor have guessed:

I am John Madden's bitch.

Seriously. When the new Madden hit's the store shelves I play that shit like it's a religious experience for weeks on end. Right now Mr. Holcomb is tearing up some Denver ass.

Fuck the Broncos. Did you know Elway changed his name before entering the NFL? It used to be Elwaytoski, because he's a fucking jew!

I hate John Elway.

And Im half-jewish, so if you must yell at me do it towards my half-irish side, which is the good side btw.

TY.

Swoo
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
yawf:
damn football, it's everywhere hehe!
does your irish side
ever make fun of your jewish side?
Aug 18, 2003
krista:
I like it better when the Irish boys are my bitches.
Aug 18, 2003

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