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Monday Aug 04, 2003

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It's my birthday!

Gah! Im old! No it's not! No it's not! Takeback! Takeback!

For real, someone better get me a rascal or a walker Im feeling in need of it. That or a keg. Either remedy works for me. Mmmm hmmm.


ooooh beer. My birthday wish is a moment of silence for all of Suicidegirldom to give praise to those morbid fucks the Egyptians and the most glorious invention of all time; alcomohol.

Word.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
freakpirate:
Happy Birthday dude. I'd raise a glass to you on this happy day but I've sworn off the drink for a while. Most likely for the best. Those Egyptians are morbid fucks...

Cheers to you though.
Aug 4, 2003
krista:
Also, your absentee white hat of a father sends you birthday wishes, but of course, he isn't here to tell you.

We need an evil plan. For what? I don't know, I just feel the need for one.
Aug 8, 2003

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