I'm going to make some therapeutic art.
Right after I smoke a cigarette.
Morning:
Fucking kudos.
For breakfast today -
Two (2) cups of coffee
Half (1/2) of a bowl of stale cereal
Three (3) out of the four (4) boxes of cereal in the cabinet are expired
The milk is one (1) day past its marked expiration date
And one (1) missed philosophy class...
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Right after I smoke a cigarette.
Morning:
Fucking kudos.
For breakfast today -
Two (2) cups of coffee
Half (1/2) of a bowl of stale cereal
Three (3) out of the four (4) boxes of cereal in the cabinet are expired
The milk is one (1) day past its marked expiration date
And one (1) missed philosophy class...
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___k:
Well!
Considering this post and your last, I hope there's details forthcoming.
And, from the looks of things, a little hope for better times is in order as well.
[k]
Considering this post and your last, I hope there's details forthcoming.
And, from the looks of things, a little hope for better times is in order as well.
[k]
Fuck. Just fuck.
Just goddamnit fuck.
Fuck shit ass fuck damn.
And I still don't feel better.
Just goddamnit fuck.
Fuck shit ass fuck damn.
And I still don't feel better.
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ripoutyourguts:
You should try breaking bottles behind a "wawa" or digging a hole. That's what naked Dave said.
vladdic:
Well.. at least your genitals aren't possibility rotting off.. or is that reason for the repetitive expletives?
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deckwreck:
Savannah is like my favorite town in the world.
And I'll definitely have to look out for that guy. My favorite guy is the one who sits on Broad St. and plays blues songs on his guitar and harmonica. That guy is the shit. Have you run into the guy who sings "Under The Boardwalk" in the courtyard yet? He's pretty good, but he only knows like two songs and he just repeats them over and over and over. It's annoying as fuck.
And I'll definitely have to look out for that guy. My favorite guy is the one who sits on Broad St. and plays blues songs on his guitar and harmonica. That guy is the shit. Have you run into the guy who sings "Under The Boardwalk" in the courtyard yet? He's pretty good, but he only knows like two songs and he just repeats them over and over and over. It's annoying as fuck.
ripoutyourguts:
I have never been there before either.
Tron is playing a fraternity on Saturday.
Kids who sit in dorm rooms will be there.
Lots of beer and people smarter than Emotron.
They cant rock as hard though.
Welcome back to SG.
Look at naked girls!
Tron is playing a fraternity on Saturday.
Kids who sit in dorm rooms will be there.
Lots of beer and people smarter than Emotron.
They cant rock as hard though.
Welcome back to SG.
Look at naked girls!
Fuck pollen
Fuck gas prices
Fuck being broke
Fuck work
Fuck school
Fuck being so far behind on my reading for philosophy
My SG acount expires tomorrow and I can't spare the cash right now. So fuck that, too.
That's all I got.
Fuck gas prices
Fuck being broke
Fuck work
Fuck school
Fuck being so far behind on my reading for philosophy
My SG acount expires tomorrow and I can't spare the cash right now. So fuck that, too.
That's all I got.
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deckwreck:
No, but I really, really wish I had. But then again, I'm pretty much never on main campus this semester; all of my classes are in Aderhold.
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ripoutyourguts:
I wasnt able to go I was due in south carolina for some rock n roll business saturday night.
I had to do some things before going.
You gotta see the van, it seems like this weekend was "pimp my van" weekend.
What did you guys go to Savannah for?
I had to do some things before going.
You gotta see the van, it seems like this weekend was "pimp my van" weekend.
What did you guys go to Savannah for?
This is the kinda shit you read about in Readers Digest and say, "No way!"
This past friday my brother came home from work to find Lea (his fiance) on the floor in an incredible amount of pain.
He took her to the emergency room.
She had a baby.
They never knew she was pregnant.
She was even told by doctors that she couldn't have...
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This past friday my brother came home from work to find Lea (his fiance) on the floor in an incredible amount of pain.
He took her to the emergency room.
She had a baby.
They never knew she was pregnant.
She was even told by doctors that she couldn't have...
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deckwreck:
Yeah, pretty much. It all comes from the old days on LJ. And there's also an ego element to it, like "I don't friend people, I'm so awesome they fucking friend me!" Or something. these two are the same way. Must have been something in the water in our hometown.
I guess I'm a bit nicer than you are though; when it was my turn to drive I usually tried to pick stuff that the others wouldn't mind too much. We listened to Outkast and Weezer a lot. The funniest thing, though, was when I put on a mix that included Deceptacon by Le Tigre and the fratty type guy that rode with us was like "This is awesome! What is it? I need to download it!" This is funnier when you know that, in his car, it was all Guster and Phil Collins, all the time.
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I guess I'm a bit nicer than you are though; when it was my turn to drive I usually tried to pick stuff that the others wouldn't mind too much. We listened to Outkast and Weezer a lot. The funniest thing, though, was when I put on a mix that included Deceptacon by Le Tigre and the fratty type guy that rode with us was like "This is awesome! What is it? I need to download it!" This is funnier when you know that, in his car, it was all Guster and Phil Collins, all the time.
[Edited on Apr 08, 2005 3:57AM]
medusaq:
my friend had sex one time ever & the condom broke. she was 15.
8 months later, the doctor giving her a physical for soccer season told her she was pregnant. yeah.
that's fucking insane. how can one not notice a human parasite growing in one's belly? i guess i don't know much about these things...but...apparently some fetuses are ninjas.
8 months later, the doctor giving her a physical for soccer season told her she was pregnant. yeah.
that's fucking insane. how can one not notice a human parasite growing in one's belly? i guess i don't know much about these things...but...apparently some fetuses are ninjas.
My days here are numbered.
I'm sorry that I'm so broke.
I got a new job.
Loco's Deli & Pub.
Tip your fucking waitress.
Film term paper due this week.
I'm doing:
The Porn Film Industry
Yessssssss.
Just bought
The Other Hollywood
The Uncensored Oral History of the Porn Film Industry
Very interesting.
And still,
RIP Mitch Hedberg
I bought an ant farm, them fellas...
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I'm sorry that I'm so broke.
I got a new job.
Loco's Deli & Pub.
Tip your fucking waitress.
Film term paper due this week.
I'm doing:
The Porn Film Industry
Yessssssss.
Just bought
The Other Hollywood
The Uncensored Oral History of the Porn Film Industry
Very interesting.
And still,
RIP Mitch Hedberg
I bought an ant farm, them fellas...
Read More
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deckwreck:
Which Loco's are you working at?
deckwreck:
So do you have to commute to Atlanta for class? Because if you do, that sucks. Alot. Though I suppose that commuting to McDonough for work sucks pretty bad, too. That totally beats my commute to Alpharetta for work. I was hoping that it was the Loco's in Buckhead, because then my friends and I could show up on trivia night and get really obnoxiously drunk and you could laugh at us belittling all the frat boys that infest that place.
And yes, it would be rad if you were to burn downt his shitty complex, or at least my building. But, seeing as that is rather unlikely, I think we are going to move our stuff out and throw one hell of a moving out party, just to show our complete and utter contempt for this place and our neighbors.
And yes, it would be rad if you were to burn downt his shitty complex, or at least my building. But, seeing as that is rather unlikely, I think we are going to move our stuff out and throw one hell of a moving out party, just to show our complete and utter contempt for this place and our neighbors.
RIP Mitch Hedberg
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ripoutyourguts:
Amen.
chimericalme:
Yeah.
Twas a sad day.
Twas a sad day.

Those corporate dick fucks.
Is it illegal to hitchike?
ripoutyourguts:
I fucking think it is.
But im not college educated so im probally wrong.
But im not college educated so im probally wrong.
I'm waiting on deckwreck's journal.. he seems to remember the majority of the night. Apparently he kicked me in the head a bunch of times after I spit puke in his face.
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