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Monday Apr 04, 2005

Apr 4, 2005
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This is the kinda shit you read about in Readers Digest and say, "No way!"

This past friday my brother came home from work to find Lea (his fiance) on the floor in an incredible amount of pain.
He took her to the emergency room.
She had a baby.
They never knew she was pregnant.
She was even told by doctors that she couldn't have children.
When I found out I laughed because I did not think this was possible.

It's like guerrilla warfare.
They were surprise attacked by a 5 pound baby girl.
Fucking nuts, huh?

Now I am an aunt.
What the fuck have you ever done?
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deckwreck:
Yeah, pretty much. It all comes from the old days on LJ. And there's also an ego element to it, like "I don't friend people, I'm so awesome they fucking friend me!" Or something. these two are the same way. Must have been something in the water in our hometown.

I guess I'm a bit nicer than you are though; when it was my turn to drive I usually tried to pick stuff that the others wouldn't mind too much. We listened to Outkast and Weezer a lot. The funniest thing, though, was when I put on a mix that included Deceptacon by Le Tigre and the fratty type guy that rode with us was like "This is awesome! What is it? I need to download it!" This is funnier when you know that, in his car, it was all Guster and Phil Collins, all the time.

[Edited on Apr 08, 2005 3:57AM]
Apr 7, 2005
medusaq:
my friend had sex one time ever & the condom broke. she was 15.

8 months later, the doctor giving her a physical for soccer season told her she was pregnant. yeah.

that's fucking insane. how can one not notice a human parasite growing in one's belly? i guess i don't know much about these things...but...apparently some fetuses are ninjas.

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