A very nice man made me dinner tonight! It was yummy!

So, Texas Chainsaw Massacre was, um, not good. Not even as funny as the first. The lead girl is hot though!

Assclowns: spooky kids that aren't really spooky, just unintellegent. They are usually found gathered outside the mall, waiting for their mothers to come pic them up. Generally they check me out. One particular winner today was wearing a white plastic mask.

Why did I have to go to that theater?