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Friday Oct 17, 2003

Oct 17, 2003
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I was thinking today that I should get a part time job. A fun one though. That way I can buy a house sooner. ( I feel that determination kicking in!) Also to have more tattoo money. biggrin
So I guess I'm not going to move back to Asheville anytime soon. frown Oh well, it's not that far! I allways love a good road trip!

So, the topic of discussion at work today ( and it's not a perverted one!!):

If you were a pirate, and you were deathly allergic to parrets, what kind of pet would you have? I opt for an otter. They're cute, clever and most importantly, they're water proof!

I know, we suck.

tongue
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feckweed:
NanciRaygun: RPG record release party.
Sticky Rice: later

edited for pirate friend insertion: a banshee

[Edited on Oct 17, 2003 6:16PM]
Oct 17, 2003
soeffinhappy:
Call me lame but I just don't understand peoples obsession with pirates lately. Don't you know that NINJAS are the greatest creatures ever? CHECK THIS OUT!!!
But if I was a pirate and needed a pet that wasn't a parrot, I'd probably get a big fuckin snake. The kind that wrap around both arms and still hang a little. Then I'd use it to scare the shit out of all the people I took hostage while raping and pillaging.
Do you really think an otter would be good on a pirate ship? And is cuteness a good way to judge a pirate pet?
Oct 19, 2003

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