Ugh. It's been a week and a half and I'm disgusted with the rescue we are fostering Abbey for.
First: how do you have a cat for 6+ months and not take care of a leg that should be amputated?
Second: How do you have a cat for 6+ months and not know that it is a male? Yes folks, that's right - Abbey is...
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First: how do you have a cat for 6+ months and not take care of a leg that should be amputated?
Second: How do you have a cat for 6+ months and not know that it is a male? Yes folks, that's right - Abbey is...
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seantastic:
She was so hottttt in ghost world. hhooootttt
1kiss_of_life:
Classic! 
I had no idea you were in this until I posted it.
I had no idea you were in this until I posted it.
1kiss_of_life said:
Witness01 said:
mydogfarted said:
If you like to avoid your girl screaming in pain and punching you in the face while fingering her, keep your nails trimmed and use the file to take the sharp edges off! 
and never wipe your cock on the curtains.
"What, the curtains?" Oops, I had a Monty Python moment. Carry on.
So I've decided on a new term for women - 'tweeners. They are the woman who are in the size 6-12 range for short girls and 8-14 for taller ones. Not really skinny, not considered plus sized, somewhere in between. Yeah, I know, some plus sized stores start at 12, but I'm making the rules here. These are my kind of women: curvy, perhaps a...
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1kiss_of_life:
On the way back from my appt, I saw a FedEx guy. I said, "gimmee my milkshake." He said, "Sorry. Some dumbass called about it. When he found out he could send one ... he hung up." they record calls ya know. 
I just found out Tegan & Sara are going to be performin this Sunday in a free concert at Central Park's Summer Stage. I really hope I can go!
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petbot:
You are such a man-lesbo! I love it.
re earlier comment, my mom isn't super hot, although she looks much younger than she is. She is just a person who is very free of judgment and very easy going, and from what I understand she is dynamite in the sack. ew, I need to go compulsively wash my hands now!
re earlier comment, my mom isn't super hot, although she looks much younger than she is. She is just a person who is very free of judgment and very easy going, and from what I understand she is dynamite in the sack. ew, I need to go compulsively wash my hands now!
seantastic:
What's Verizon?
Feeling better.
One of out friends is pressuring me to start a full blown embroidery business. It was not what I intended, but the prospect is intreguing. But then it goes from fun to work. Plus for the most part I enjoy my job. I dunno.
I got my new race bike last night - a 2002 Suzuki SV650S. Smaller and less powerful then my...
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One of out friends is pressuring me to start a full blown embroidery business. It was not what I intended, but the prospect is intreguing. But then it goes from fun to work. Plus for the most part I enjoy my job. I dunno.
I got my new race bike last night - a 2002 Suzuki SV650S. Smaller and less powerful then my...
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derceto:
you still have the digits? or do you need them?
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[Edited on Jun 24, 2005 9:01AM]
derceto:
i thought she wasn't coming because of her back
Someone please kill me. My digestive system is angry with me and I'm hoping it calms down or I die soon.
In other news, we have a new "visitor", Abby. She is an approximately 3 year old black & white tuxedo cat with a deformed/damaged front leg. The paw curls under like someone who had a stroke and she drags the leg when she walks....
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In other news, we have a new "visitor", Abby. She is an approximately 3 year old black & white tuxedo cat with a deformed/damaged front leg. The paw curls under like someone who had a stroke and she drags the leg when she walks....
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g00000ne:
That is exactly what I am trying to do....come home.
ampersandwich:
huh, i didnt know people did that with TVs...why do you choose the beeper alarm? just curious to hear, im not changing my deal...
Dude, again with teh digestive stuff? I know you wanted to come back to the way of the meateaters, but relax yourself!!!
You guys have a FANfuckingtastic time in St Johns - I cant afford the ramen noodles barely at this point...and my biggest client is giving me shitloads of grief about paying bills...erf
Y~!
Dude, again with teh digestive stuff? I know you wanted to come back to the way of the meateaters, but relax yourself!!!
You guys have a FANfuckingtastic time in St Johns - I cant afford the ramen noodles barely at this point...and my biggest client is giving me shitloads of grief about paying bills...erf
Y~!
If you find me mysteriously dead, I've asphixiated from the stomach war happening due to dinner at Fiesta Mexican. Damn good food - terrible, terrible gas. 
Oh, I forgot. The phrase of the day:
"Cock juggling, thunder cunt".
Yes, I made the mistake of watching 'Blade Trinity'. The writer and director should be shot.
Oh, I forgot. The phrase of the day:
"Cock juggling, thunder cunt".
Yes, I made the mistake of watching 'Blade Trinity'. The writer and director should be shot.
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1kiss_of_life:
Cute, I love the belly kitties. Don't you love it when they decide 'game over' and rip your hand off? Kitties are so funny ... and have very sharp teeth. 
rxqueen:
well, i'mnot afraid to ask...where did that phrase come from? its pretty funny 
and about the meow mix theme song in
's...i've come to the conclusion that you are both awesome and adorable.
so i've made a new word just for you.
awedorable.
and about the meow mix theme song in
's...i've come to the conclusion that you are both awesome and adorable.
so i've made a new word just for you.
awedorable.
I need ideas. I've got boxes of shirts to embroider, but nothing is coming to mind. 
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Mechanics work shirts. I've got some in charcoal, navy blue, grey, hunter green.
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Mechanics work shirts. I've got some in charcoal, navy blue, grey, hunter green.
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yeknomyknuf:
I think you should put your kitties on one
petbot:
Awww, those kitties are very cute! What about oh I don't know maybe PIGS?!?!? Hello, obviously!
This weekend I hear The Used & My Chemical Romance's remake of 'Under Pressure'. Totally fucking rocks. I'm sure if Freddie Mercury was alive it would make him want to molest their young man bottoms! Ok, so I'm a big My Chemical Romance fan - they rock, put out records that are great from start to finish and they are from New Jersey.
Now to...
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Ok, so I'm a big My Chemical Romance fan - they rock, put out records that are great from start to finish and they are from New Jersey.
Now to...
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1kiss_of_life:
I knew it would be stupid shit about stupid people first and foremost. I also knew heat and other issues would be involved. This is beyond stupid. When I hear mauling, I now immediately think, 'don't let it be pit.' And that's not even my favorite breed. Do something.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/12/MNGJND7G5L1.DTL
Guess I should just be happy the doberman finished it's discriminatory processes in the 70's. I HATE PEOPLE. just so ya know.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/12/MNGJND7G5L1.DTL
Guess I should just be happy the doberman finished it's discriminatory processes in the 70's. I HATE PEOPLE. just so ya know.
1kiss_of_life:
Yeah, funny I was just thinking they need to post that billboard about spaying and neutering your pets AND wierd friends and relatives.
I feel bad for the boy too. For both what happened and for having a stupid mother.
I feel bad for the boy too. For both what happened and for having a stupid mother.
I was sick as hell on Friday, felt like shit on Saturday and still dragged my ass to NH. Took a few orders for shirts, donated a shirt to a charity auction they held and basically hung out at the track for two days. On the 4.5 hour ride home I came up with a couple of shirt ideas that I think will be fun...
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1kiss_of_life:
Yep, he was very caught up into how good looking everyone thought he was. Meh, and I thought he was ... but somehow I overlooked the some things.
Seems I liked the hair ... eyes ... body ... you know, the important stuff. Oh and that truck too. 
Seems I liked the hair ... eyes ... body ... you know, the important stuff.
Oh and that truck too. 
sillychik:
aaw thanks.. should i bring the funion?
I'm gonna have to have a little talk with that boy.