mydogfarted

Fuck you mortgage lenders.

I recently started a side job consulting. The contract states I make a minimum of $600 a month for it. Fucking cocksucker lenders say that because it's self employment, FHA guidlines say I need two years history of it before I can claim it as income on my application. The U.S. government offers programs to help people buy homes and then...
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This weekend I had a coming out of sorts... I showed khoos a lot of pictures of me when I was being "preppy" to fit in to what my ex-wife wanted me to be. It was hilarious and kind of sad at the same time. Awful haircuts, "Harry Potter" glasses, khakis... I was trying to act like a grown up, keep the professional look and...
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For those who may or may not know, I love to play poker online at PokerStars. When khoos and I first started dating, she taught me to play and we would play online against each other and in tournaments. It was something fun we could do "together" while separated by hundreds of miles. Now we hate playing each other heads up because we can't read...
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Since I first heard this song, it just sticks with me. Having friends there and hearing about other people's spouses/boyfriends/girlfriends/family members being forced into multiple tours.

Hero's Song by Brendan James



This posting came from a discussion I had with khoos this weekend about how Americans have turned Memorial Day from a day to remember our fallen into an excuse to have a sale and...
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White Trash BBQ was full of "Fabulous". Any party with beer, "natural substances" and military equipment converted to a mobile swimming pool is always going to rock.

If all goes well, I'll be knee deep in White Trash tomorrow night. I need it too.

I'm so fucking tired of this drama trying to get this house. Now I've been told that the mortgage I thought I had, I don't quite have yet, which means I most likely will not be closing on the house Friday and may have to wait now until 8/27. Pissed? You better fucking believe I am.

The countdown to new house begins...

I just spent the last two nights back in my old house. The ex went away with her family and asked me to take care of the animals. I forgot just how much I really missed the house itself. I spent some time in the hot tub relaxing, spent both nights sleeping on the couch because the A/C unit for the upstairs zone was busted,...
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ok stress levels winding down. It seems like I have some sort of mortgage. With the financial chaos of the divorce and everything leading up to it, I may be stuck with a 3 year adjustable rate for a bit while I get things better cleaned up. Six months and I'm into a fixed rate mortgage, if my mortgage guy couldn't swing something already. Like...
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