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We went to see Zombieland yesterday. Hilarious. I have a new favorite euphemism for taking a shit:
"taking the Browns to the Super Bowl".

I needed a new blog. Here is new blog.

Any online poker players on my friend's list that aren't in the Poker group? We have a weekly game on Pokerstars.com and need more people who can play on a regular basis (Wednesday Night 9PM Eastern). I've been struggling with my game a lot lately, and last night was the pick me up I needed. It...
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Friday night was fun. Twenty years without seeing these guys and we fell right back into step. Lots of catching up on things, spending time showing pictures of each other's kids, and most important, making fun of stupid shit we used to do. A huge chunk of the conversation centered around a friend of ours who had a psychotic break right around the time I...
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Tonight is going to be interesting. Thanks to Facebook, I reconnected with some friends from when I was in high school. We were a mix of losers, punks, geeks and weirdos. We drove shitty cars, drank and did lots of drugs, dated girls with big hair (it WAS NJ in the late 80's), and some of us even formed a band. A few of the...
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I heard my daughter say her first word today, basically echoing something khoos and I said. It wasn't "Dada" or "Momma", shockingly it wasn't even "fuck" or "cunt" (yeah, I curse like a drunken sailor, get over it).

Any guesses? I bet you're wrong.

Post your guess, then click the spoiler:

Here is my excitement for the day: $43
The cat food I buy just fucked it's customers - it "reformulated" it. The claim more protein, but really they just made the bags 2.5lbs smaller and changed the graphics. I went to get litter and a couple of cans of food, and the store had a rack of the "old" bags buy 1 get 1 free....
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I got a strange phone call yesterday from GIBrett:
"I just wanted to call and let you know we have bears."

We live on the edge of a mountain, and a lot of wooded park area. There have been bear sightings in the area, including a bear running off with the bird feeder at my office - I live less than a mile from...
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Off to Canada after work. khoos needs to cross the border so we're not being criminals and over staying her visa. She's also got a lot of paperwork to deal with relating to us getting married - changing her name, getting a new passport, etc.
I'm driving her up, coming home on Sunday and she's staying for the week. I'll go back up next weekend...
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I've realized lately that this is what my life has been reduced to...


Baby T is going to be a gamer. She absolutely loves it when we play Wii Sports, and now Wii Sports Resort. I was playing Table Tennis and she was giggling the whole time.

Ok, birthday over. New blog time.

Birthday was meh. Felt shitty all day, took a small nap, went to dinner, had sex, went to bed early.

Dinner was sad. We went to a local place that khoos wanted to try. I'd been there a few times with co-workers, but I couldn't remember if I liked it. We didn't. khoos remarked that it was like a...
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