Friday Feb 11, 2011

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Last night I had a few moments of brilliance. For those of you who don't follow me on twitter, here are my two new euphemisms for pooping:
Releasing a Michael Bay film
Letting Sarah Palin speak

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thefreak:
While the Michael Bay reference is good, I would suggest you replace him with Uwe Boll.

Also, here's one I just thought of that you have permission to steal for your own use: "Chocolate Yawn."
dryad:
lolz

I should follow you on twitter. (@superdes)

Thursday Feb 10, 2011

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Dearest wife,
Thank you for last night. All three times. biggrin
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lil_em:
I'm glad to hear it!! tongue xx
atlas_:
Sweet on getting a picture on the CD case, but total shit on your recent pictures turning our poorly. There's not much to do about that, I guess, except open the aperture some (if possible). Damn, though.

Wednesday Feb 09, 2011

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I have a secret...

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nah, just screwing with you. tongue


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bettybruises:
tricky dicky tongue
wsoxfan:
If this was a kinky scene, it would be called a "mind fuck".

Thursday Feb 03, 2011

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I no longer own the house I shared with my ex wife. At 3pm this afternoon, my attorney met with the buyers and their attorney, and signed all the paperwork - my ex and I did our signing this morning. On our way out of our attorney's office this morning, I turned to my ex and said "It was a nightmare getting that house, and...
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atlas_:
Indeed it is!! That extra step of aging on oak staves makes it even smoother.
weaselqueen:
Congrats!

Wednesday Feb 02, 2011

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I can't believe I'm saying this... it looks like I will finally be rid of my old house! I have a Cashier's check ready to hand to my lawyer tomorrow. eeek
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poweredbyink:
Congrats
kas:
biggrin biggrin congrats!

Monday Jan 31, 2011

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I hate when I can't remember if I took my medication in the morning. I don't know if I'm tired and feeling ill because I'm actually tired and feeling ill, or if I just didn't take my pill. blackeyed
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desdmonia:
went with the red fox tail. omg so excited.
artfulodin:
dude, I am with you on that. I've had too many a day where I was out of it only to learn it was because I was behind on the medication; damn stuff. I actually did what kas mentioned and it is definitely helpful.

Friday Jan 28, 2011

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I fell down my basement stairs last night. Foot slipped out from under me, bounced down the stairs on my right side and landed at the bottom. I felt just like this:


The thing that pissed me off the most? The 40lb bag of cat litter I was carrying busted open at the bottom of the steps. blackeyed
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desdmonia:
will do. have no idea when though.
12angrybadgers:
D'oh! Hope you fared better than the litter...

Wednesday Jan 26, 2011

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I hate my congressman. I'm not sure how I got on his e-mail list or phone lists, but I get contacted by his PR machine a lot. Since unsubscribing from his e-mail lists doesn't seem to work, I've taken my right to free speech and run with it. Every day, at least once a day, I post on his facebook wall that I think he's...
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poweredbyink:
My philosophy is simple......." Don't vote....it only encourages them".
wsoxfan:
The hypocricy of these Congressional Republicans is mind-boggling. They'd kill to preserve their government-sponsored healthcare, yet would deny you and me the same thing.

People are stupid. How else do you explain how Republicans get elected.

Monday Jan 24, 2011

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Sick days would be awesome if I wasn't sick.puke
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siv:
it's just really disheartening to clean all your stuff the little asshole touched knowing you're putting the clean stuff right back into Mouse Disney World.
missmalice_:
Hahaha I really needed that laugh. I hit the streets with tears in my eyes and in my head going "fuck fuck fuck this isn't a good place to be having an emotional break down"
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