If you haven't watched Contagion, don't. For fuck sake, don't even make eye contact with it. You'd think with the cast, it would be decent. No. Suck doesn't begin to describe how awful it was. Matt Damon puppet from Team America was better than Matt Damon. The best part about Gwenyth Paltrow's performance was when she was a cadaver, and they were cutting her skull open. Just awful. 
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1kiss_of_life:
This is a good movie. It's about a pervy, old man after a young girl. ... no. actually, it's about a pervy, young girl after an old man. Quite autobiographical really.
coyotemike:
Shut up, Shirley.