I am not going to lie to you guys. We splurge once in a while for the good stuff. I bought a dual head shower attachment. From Home Depot. $35. I am a high roller like Tunnel_vision now. He gets the new Italian sportscar, I get a chromed piece of plastic. I WIN TUNNEL! I FUCKING WIN! 
So, with my Tim Allen good looks, and Al Borland's mechanical skills, I installed it today. It fucking leaks. Whatever. It is almost as awesome as watching Angelina fuck Antonio Banderas. Girls are in bed, khoos is in the kitchen baking like a woman should, so I smoke a joint and checkout the shower's flow rate.
So, with my Tim Allen good looks, and Al Borland's mechanical skills, I installed it today. It fucking leaks. Whatever. It is almost as awesome as watching Angelina fuck Antonio Banderas. Girls are in bed, khoos is in the kitchen baking like a woman should, so I smoke a joint and checkout the shower's flow rate.
....then Betty Crocker comes waltzing into the livingroom for me to taste her homemade almond marshmallows. FML!
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