mydogfarted

Dear Verizon, suck my ass. How can a company so big have billing fuck ups so often? Meh. Sadly, they are still better than Cablevision. But, they can both suck smelly balls.

I've come to realize that my oldest is possibly a reincarnated soul. She knows and does things that an 18 month old shouldn't. The other day, she grabbed the scoop for the cat's litterbox, took it all the way across the house and started scooping in one of the boxes. 1) She's never seen us scoop the litter, because I do it at night after she's in bed; 2) She took the scoop off the top of one box and went to one at the other end of the house. How the fuck does she know that? She doesn't know the sign for strawberry and she wanted some. What does she do? Grabs one of her books with a picture of them in it, takes it over to khoos, shows her the picture, signs more and goes to where we feed her. I'm pretty sure kid #2 is going to be just as much trouble.

Since this blog needs something other than me bitching and talking about my kid, I'll leave you with some of my favorite boobs:

- old boobs
- new boobs