Yesterday something happened that has never happened to me before. No, you perverts, it wasn't erectile dysfunction - THAT has happened several times before. 
I came home from work and the town had shut our water off for non-payment of the bill. I've never gotten a water bill since we'd been there, so I had no idea. The only bill I've ever gotten from the town was for the mispayment of the taxes when I bought the house - $65.
Anyway, I called the police since the water department was closed, told them I have two infants in the house, and within 30 minutes someone from the town was there with a past due bill. I wrote them a check for $161 and they turned the water on. I guess I'm officially white trash now. WIN!
I came home from work and the town had shut our water off for non-payment of the bill. I've never gotten a water bill since we'd been there, so I had no idea. The only bill I've ever gotten from the town was for the mispayment of the taxes when I bought the house - $65. Anyway, I called the police since the water department was closed, told them I have two infants in the house, and within 30 minutes someone from the town was there with a past due bill. I wrote them a check for $161 and they turned the water on. I guess I'm officially white trash now. WIN!VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
tunnel_vision:
White trash
zombie_nirbhao:
you knew that