Dear stomach,
I'm sorry about feeding you all that chili, getting high and eating all that hummus. You punished me all night long, and I fed you Tums like candy. I gave you some simple and bland oatmeal for breakfast. Why must you continue to torture me?
I'm sorry about feeding you all that chili, getting high and eating all that hummus. You punished me all night long, and I fed you Tums like candy. I gave you some simple and bland oatmeal for breakfast. Why must you continue to torture me?
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amarillo:
u say that like its a bad thing!
wsoxfan:
You with your stomach and me with my mouth. I don't know about you, but i've had more than my share of pain these last few days to last me a few lifetimes. Hope the worst is over fr both our sakes.