mydogfarted

Ok, you know how women sometimes annoy you to the point you have to do something to prove them wrong?

At lunch time we had a disagreement over bacon. Well, not exactly over bacon, but about the purpose of the bacon on the stove. I come home for lunch, craving ramen and khoos says "I'm frying bacon". Ok, cool. I'll have a BLT and some ramen. Fucking right.

So I start making some ramen while the bacon is cooling. khoos asks what I'm doing. i say 'i want ramen too". She asks why I haven't asked if she wanted anything. Because you're frying bacon at lunch, so I assume you're making BLTs. So we go back and forth over why I'm making ramen for only myself while the bacon is frying. Then there comes a discussion about eggs and waffles. But why didn't I ask if she wanted ramen? Why? Because I made her one out of the ramen I started cooking for myself. Bacon - still cooking.

Ramen is consumed, and she takes T for a nap. Bacon is done and draining, so I take a piece, put the rest in the oven and go back to work and send khoos an IM telling her where it is... come home from work, bacon still in the oven, so i wrap it up and put it in the fridge.

Night falls, and bedtime comes around. We begin to discuss this afternoon's stupidity, the disposition of the bacon and the fact i didn't eat it all. i said, I had one piece and put it away. She doesn't believe me.

- Is there something wrong with it?
- Nope, perfectly good actually.
- Why didn't you eat it all?
- It was good, but not what I wanted at the time.
- I don't believe you. There must be something wrong.
- No. You don't believe I can just eat one piece of bacon?
- No. It's like eating one Dorito.
- Seriously, I ate one.
- I don't believe you. You're a fat man.

This goes on for several minutes, because she's laughing at me and IMing with Flimsy. Annoyed, I go to pee. To prove the bacon is perfectly fine, I grab the container out of the fridge and bring it into the bedroom to show her.