Dear movie industry,
Fuck you. Fuck you in your dirty asses.
I have a 37" LCD that does 1080p, coupled with my PS3, for amazing Blu-Ray dvd watching. I'm a video snob.
I bought 'Coraline' on Blu-Ray because I fucking loved it on the big screen in 3D - Neil Gaimen, Henry Selleck and Tim Burton's studio, how can you not? In the theater, you got really awesome 3D glasses - slightly grey, but awesome. I took mine home instead of throwing them out. The DVD has 3D playback. Fucking awesome right? WRONG! The fucking assholes send 4 sets of the old style 3D glasses with the blue & red lenses. WTF? I'd just smoked a bowl, expecting to watch the movie in 3D and just let my brain melt.
The 2D version is still amazing. The detail on Blu-Ray still had me sitting there, mouth agape, drooling on myself like the stoner moron I am.
I have no idea why I bother to go to the movies any more. For $2 more, I wait a few months, watch the movie in clearer detail, in the privacy of my own home, where I can pause the movie when I need to piss and watch the movie over and over again. Seriously, it was $23 for khoos and I to go to see Harry Potter on Monday night. I paid $25 for Coraline on Tuesday.
This weekend we'll watch Watchmen on Blu-Ray. I'm looking forward to that. I wanted to go to the best SG member party on the East Coast this weekend, but I'll have to settle for Rorschach instead.
Fuck you. Fuck you in your dirty asses.
I have a 37" LCD that does 1080p, coupled with my PS3, for amazing Blu-Ray dvd watching. I'm a video snob.
I bought 'Coraline' on Blu-Ray because I fucking loved it on the big screen in 3D - Neil Gaimen, Henry Selleck and Tim Burton's studio, how can you not? In the theater, you got really awesome 3D glasses - slightly grey, but awesome. I took mine home instead of throwing them out. The DVD has 3D playback. Fucking awesome right? WRONG! The fucking assholes send 4 sets of the old style 3D glasses with the blue & red lenses. WTF? I'd just smoked a bowl, expecting to watch the movie in 3D and just let my brain melt.
The 2D version is still amazing. The detail on Blu-Ray still had me sitting there, mouth agape, drooling on myself like the stoner moron I am.
I have no idea why I bother to go to the movies any more. For $2 more, I wait a few months, watch the movie in clearer detail, in the privacy of my own home, where I can pause the movie when I need to piss and watch the movie over and over again. Seriously, it was $23 for khoos and I to go to see Harry Potter on Monday night. I paid $25 for Coraline on Tuesday.
This weekend we'll watch Watchmen on Blu-Ray. I'm looking forward to that. I wanted to go to the best SG member party on the East Coast this weekend, but I'll have to settle for Rorschach instead.
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you should feel it soon