Sunday, we took the baby to the beach for the first time at NJ's ghetto on the water, aka Seaside Heights. Why do I mock a place I spend weekends cruising in my teens/early 20's? Probably has something to do with the hoochie-momma skank we saw at the tail end of our walk on the Boardwalk. The woman was wearing knee high stripper boots, with "Daisy Dukes", a super tight belly shirt and carrying her toddler. 
Anyway, the baby was fascinated by the ocean, yet every time we got too close, she'd freak out. khoos has some pictures to post of the baby chillin' out with her sunglasses, catching some rays.
Then we headed to the boardwalk, so khoos could experience the Jersey Shore's long standing attractions. We bought some fresh salt-water taffy and I made my required stop at The Midway for a cheesesteak and 3 Brothers from Italy for a slice of pizza. It just something that must happen every time I go to Sleazeside Heights.
Anyway, the baby was fascinated by the ocean, yet every time we got too close, she'd freak out. khoos has some pictures to post of the baby chillin' out with her sunglasses, catching some rays.
Then we headed to the boardwalk, so khoos could experience the Jersey Shore's long standing attractions. We bought some fresh salt-water taffy and I made my required stop at The Midway for a cheesesteak and 3 Brothers from Italy for a slice of pizza. It just something that must happen every time I go to Sleazeside Heights.
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persephone:
Yes, UFO festival
There is a story behind it about some UFO sighting and then a festival grew out of that. It's called Alien Daze.
There is a story behind it about some UFO sighting and then a festival grew out of that. It's called Alien Daze. 
zoos:
OH, I believe you, it is dirty Jersey, after all. haha...Did you happen to see anyone walking around with winged asses? gehehehe