Well I went to the doctor today cuz my hand went all gimpy on me. I could hardly bend at the wrist and there was all this pain. It's been building for like a week now. The doctor said I probably have a combination of carpel tunnel and tendonitis. She also told me not to type so much - sorry doc, I type a lot. And she gave me a bunch of samples for this prescription anti-inflammatory since Advil and Aleve weren't working. Apparently I do not have "minor" arthritis pain. 
Then I come home from the doctor and start making some pasta and there are all these sirens - which isn't unusual around here. However, I glance out my window and there is a fire truck right outside my house. So I walk over and there is a van in the intersection I was in not more than 5 minutes before and it was on fire!
Flames and smoke were all over and the firefighters were trying to get the hood of the van open and spraying it all with water. I was really hoping it would explode cuz no one was in it and I've never seen anything explode before. But it didn't. Either way, that was my excitement for the day.
Mr. Ding-a-Ling was driving around in my neighborhood with "It's a Small World" blaring during a thunderstorm. I'm not sure who he thought would be outside to get ice cream, but whatever.
UPDATE:
My doorbell just rang and I went and answered it. There was a kid standing there who looked to be about 8 years old. When I opened the door he said "Any bathrooms open here?" And I looked at him and said, "This is an apartment building - not a bathroom." And I slammed the door. Who the fuck goes around ringing random doorbells asking to use the bathroom?!?
Then I come home from the doctor and start making some pasta and there are all these sirens - which isn't unusual around here. However, I glance out my window and there is a fire truck right outside my house. So I walk over and there is a van in the intersection I was in not more than 5 minutes before and it was on fire!
Flames and smoke were all over and the firefighters were trying to get the hood of the van open and spraying it all with water. I was really hoping it would explode cuz no one was in it and I've never seen anything explode before. But it didn't. Either way, that was my excitement for the day.
Mr. Ding-a-Ling was driving around in my neighborhood with "It's a Small World" blaring during a thunderstorm. I'm not sure who he thought would be outside to get ice cream, but whatever.
UPDATE:
My doorbell just rang and I went and answered it. There was a kid standing there who looked to be about 8 years old. When I opened the door he said "Any bathrooms open here?" And I looked at him and said, "This is an apartment building - not a bathroom." And I slammed the door. Who the fuck goes around ringing random doorbells asking to use the bathroom?!?
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So no, he never did it.